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The internet went crazy after this gun safe was cracked using a juice bottle
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One of the things that often seems to pop up in conversations about gun laws – apart from a bajillion American stiffies – is the idea that guns are locked away safely and that no innocent people are gonna be hurt. And...
Aussie Navy sets up ship to house families with pets who lost homes in bushfires
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Amidst all this talk of the fires and the f**ken carnage they’ve been wreaking on our big bewdiful country, we’ve spoken plenty about the wildlife, but we haven’t had too much of a yarn about the pets. If you’ve had a...
Bridezilla cancels bridesmaid with cancer for refusing to wear a wig
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It’s been a little while since we had a good Bridezilla story on here. Never fear, though, if you’ve been missing the self-centred theatrics these stories supply, we’ve got one that really kinda tops the lot. Deadset,...
Philanthropist raises over $700k for Bushfire Charities with DM offer
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Skin sells. Not everyone likes it, and plenty of people whinge about it, but the fact remains. It’s exactly why it’s used so often in advertising. If you ever needed proof of that, you only have to look at the work of...
Ricky Gervais roasts the s**t out of Hollywood with final Golden Globes speech!
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Over the last few years, Ricky Gervais has been part of the furniture at the Golden Globes. Whether you love or hate the Pommy comedian, you have to admit that the bloke’s dry wit and take-the-piss approach to pretty ...
Incredible infrared pictures taken from space show how badly Australia is burning
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We’re sure you’ll forgive us for harping on about the bloody fires right now, and we really don’t mean to spam the f**k out of your Facey feed, it’s just that, you know, things are a bit s**t here at the moment. We ke...
Fire-fighters risking it all are telling the Aussie Prime Minister to get f*@#ed and quit!
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Yeah, straight off the bat, some of you out there are gonna whinge about this one being a slightly political post. At the end of the day, sometimes you’ve just gotta deal in facts. Sometimes those facts don’t match pa...
Courier driver has made themselves internet famous with shocking delivery
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With the ubiquity of home cameras and surveillance technology, one industry that seems to be having a bit of a hard time is that of the delivery driver. Yeah, nah, according to a lot of what we see on the internet, mo...
Bloke’s shares his son’s NSFW exploding pants story on Twitter
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One of the most important pieces of advice we’re usually given when we’re younger is to always make sure we’re wearing undies. After all, you never know when you’re going to need them. Of course, plenty of us still lo...
Dr PimplePopper and the third testy that wasn’t
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We know you’ve all heard the phrase ‘as happy as a dog with two .....’, but have you heard about the bloke with two ball bags? If your answer’s a big ‘yeah, nah’, you’d better strap yourself in, because the dude in th...
Video appears to show bloke’s heart literally beating out of his bloody chest
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon it’s fair to say that most blokes would definitely dread the prospect of being kicked in the nuts. By the same token, most of you would dread having a heart attack too. That’s kinda...
Cat destroys 2,400 piece Doraemon figure bloke spent a week building
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It’s been a little while since we brought up the fact that cats are complete c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. So, in the interest of you blokes not forgetting that cats are indeed total pricks, we’ve got a timely remin...
This old bloke shook a painter from his ladder while 30ft in the air
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We all know it’s bad luck to go under a ladder. Seriously, when you see one on the high street, you avoid going under it at all costs. Typically, that means you go around it, but if you’re a cranky old bugger in a whe...
Parts of Australia look like a deadset hellscape as bushfires roar across the Country
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Yeah, it’s no secret that the fires here in Ozzyland are pretty f**ken bad right now. We’ve talked about it a fair bit, and so have plenty of other places, but it seems that no matter how much you hear, every new visu...
This family dog was returned after being stolen then taken 2000 miles away
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Anyone who knows anything about dogs knows they’re part of the family, and anyone who doesn’t think so can bugger right off. So at Christmas time, it’s pretty f**ken important to have your doggos there. Of course, tha...
According to these statistics, 2019 was best year ever
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If you ask anyone, they’ll tell you pretty quickly that the world’s going to s**t, that the kids of today have lost the plot, that no one’s got any respect any more, and that disease, war, famine, and generic f**kery ...
This footage was captured of a bloke rescuing a koala from freezing cold water
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As you know, koalas are all over the bloody news at the moment. We happen to think that’s a good thing. These buggers need all the press they can get if we’re to make sure the species can live long and prosper. But wh...
These animal shelter dogs were allowed to pick a Christmas gift, here’s how it went
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You might think that Christmas isn’t really about the presents, and some might even make you right, but you can’t deny that for plenty of us, they make for a pretty f**ken rad part of it. There’s probably no better wa...
Desperate and dehydrated koala flags down cyclist for a drink
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By now, you’re probably starting to get pretty familiar with the state of the heatwave and its effect on the koalas in our bewdiful brown country. With that said, though, it’s probably important we make it real clear ...
The viral ‘Fish and Rice Cakes’ bloke has turned into a bloody rig
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We probably don’t need to tell you too much about the old ‘fish and rice cakes’ bodybuilding meme, but just in case you’re not aware of it, the whole thing stems from a docco that featured Danny Andrews as he was trai...
