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Bloke tries to smuggle drugs under his wig

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If you’re the kind of bloke or blokette who’s a little bit into drugs, you should probably rethink that. We all know that sometimes it seems like everyone’s doing it, but the reality is, even if you don’t do yourself ...

Las Vegas venue is set to live stream ‘Area 51’ raid so everyone can join in

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Forget bottle-cap challenges, 2019 is rapidly becoming the year of the Storming of Area 51. The bats**t insane plan to storm the American air-base – and supposed home of all of the US’s extra-terrestrial research – ha...

Annoyed by loud music, bloke uses drone to shoot fireworks at neighbours

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We all know that street parties are pretty friggen grouse. When you’re at one, it’s almost like law and order just takes a little vacation and the street itself can descend into pure party-flavoured bedlam. You’ve got...

This sheila read out her cheating fiancé’s text messages at the altar

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Marriage is a bloody serious commitment that you should really only go ahead with if you can be pretty certain you’re gonna be faithful and honest with your future spouse. Of course, the same holds true for any relati...

A bunch of times people were surprised by how much of a jerk they encountered

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If you’ve ever had to deal with other people, you’ll know full well that not everyone has been gifted with a great personality. Yeah, nah, some blokes and blokettes really got shafted in that department. Of course, in...

Meerkats escape zoo to play minigolf by the sea

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Thanks to popular culture, Meerkats have become easily recognisable as some of the natural world’s most gloriously cheeky little buggers. Deadset, whether they’re doing the Big Brother thing in Meerkat Manor, entertai...

Coastguard jumps onto moving submarine filled with $500 million worth of drugs

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If you ask most people how drugs get smuggled into the country, they’d probably just assume that they get crammed up some poor bugger’s arsehole before he gets on a plane and starts crossing international borders. But...

Someone hacked a Roomba to shout profanities when it bumps into things

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If you’ve ever stubbed your toe, banged your shin, or caught your head on a low hanging shelf, you’ll know that it’s bloody painful. Funnily enough, if you do any of those things while you’re cleaning up, they’re stil...

‘The Bandit’ is a Brazilian bull that no-one has been able to ride successfully

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We’re pretty sure we’ve talked about the massive bloody balls you need to participate in the rodeo on this site in the past. We stand by that. Some blokes and blokettes are born tough bastards. And that makes the rode...

UV light shows just how messy a standing pee is

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One of the greatest things about being a male is the ability to take a leak standing up and then shake it off when you’re done. It might seem minor, but it truly is a blessing. It adds unbridled freedom to life. Need ...

Bloke discovers cobra hidden in motorbike, handles it like absolute legend

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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve got a bit of a reputation because of our snakes. And while we’re not going to suggest that our snakes really aren’t that bad – we do have 21 of the 25 most venomous snakes in the world – they’r...

Children in Vietnam have a novel way of getting across river to go to school

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No matter where you live, lecturing the kids and grandkids about how bloody difficult your walk to school was is a fundamental human right. We honestly reckon that if you’re a granddad – or a dad – and you’re not bloo...

Bloke gets stabbed in the guts but still manages to knock out his attacker

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Have we told you blokes lately that we bloody love Russians? We do, you know. We friggen love ‘em. They are the internet’s go-to crazy bastards. The wild card. The bloody surprise package – and seriously, if there’s o...

Two great white sharks attack each other in South Australia

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You know we get pretty friggen excited when we’ve got an animal throwdown here on Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, we crank up the Survivor album, we froth at the mouth and we pitch a tent in our bloody grundies. It really ...

Bloke goes blind in one eye from showering with contact lenses in

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As young blokes, pretty much all of us are warned that we’ll send ourselves blind at one point or another. The reasons for that tend to vary, but most of the time, we’re also told that we’ll also earn ourselves hairy ...