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Stork flies 13,000kms every year to reunite with his wounded soulmate

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As a young bloke, you may well have been big into wildlife. You might have had all sorts of encyclopaedias and you might have watched every single David Attenborough documentary that appeared on the television. But, w...

‘It kept me to eat later’: Claims Russian rescued after spending a month inside a bear den

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When it comes to crazy bear stories, you really can’t discount Russia. Seriously, for a minute there, we were starting to think those bloody legends had exhausted their supply of ursine insanity for the year. Obviousl...

This turtle lost both his back legs so vets got creative

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We all know the story of the tortoise and the hare. It’s a bloody classic that’s been around since the days of Aesop, and that dude was kicking around Greece five to six hundred years B.C. Well, while the tortoise in ...

Deep sea explorers capture rare footage of a 12-foot giant squid

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As far as ‘mythical’ beasts go, the bloody kraken is one that’s definitely held our attention for a long time. For bloody centuries, we’ve known they’re down there in the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean, but unti...

Live rat falls from ceiling onto restaurant table

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In a pretty bloody interesting event that’s sure to get the Ratatouille memes coming in the comments section, a sheila in the States was sitting down at a restaurant when a big bloody live rat came plummeting from the...

Two tonne great white shark jumps from water and tears chum bag from boat

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If you’re not even a little bit awe-struck by the predatory power of a big bewdiful great white shark, then you either haven’t seen one cutting through the water like a knife through butter or you’re bloody bonkers. F...

Legend of a pit bull saves baby from house-fire, carries her by nappy

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Of all the awesome doggos that cop an unfair flogging in the media, you have to say that bloody pit bulls are right up there. Depending on whom you ask, these canines are responsible for everything from the disappeara...

Polite rat kindly returns broccoli to owner after discovering how it tastes

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When it comes to veggies, most people fall into two camps. Put simply, you either bloody love ‘em or you bloody hate ‘em. Obviously, there are shades of grey within that, but it’s pretty much a common consensus that s...

This spider ate a bloody possum

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this a few times, but Mother Nature and the myriad of predators she’s unleashed on the world will never cease to amaze us. Crikey, just the arthropods and arachnids are impressive enough o...

This Cheeky monkey photobombs a family photo and flips them the bird!

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If you’ve been reading Ozzy Man Reviews for a while, you know full-well what we think of monkeys. To put it simply, we don’t trust the buggers. Not only are they dodgy little thieves, they’re also recklessly violent –...

Cat fitted with four bionic paws after losing limbs to frostbite

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘cats always land on their feet,’ right? Well, while that always turns out to be true when you throw the neighbour’s annoying cat back over the fence, it’s also true on a deeper and cheesier...

Police surround house for burglary and find more than they were hunting for

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F**ken dear oh dear, this is one of those situations where s**t could have gotten out of control really f**ken quickly. Deadset, when the local cops rocked up to this suspected burglary, they sure as s**t weren’t expe...

Footage of Japanese chef reveals what the inside of a giant squid looks like

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We’ve talked about octopuses a few times here on Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’ve never really given much love to their cousins, the squid. And that’s not really fair. We f**ken love calamari, and when we recently came acr...

German circus uses holograms instead of live animals to combat animal cruelty

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You know, we’ve gotta be straight up with you on this one, but when we were younger, we bloody loved going to the circus and seeing the clowns, the trapeze and the animals. Of course, circuses have come in for a bit o...

A Roadrunner is flirting with this sheila by bringing her lizards he catches

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When you mention the term ‘roadrunner’, most of us are going to picture that cheeky ‘meep meep’ c**t from the Warner Bros cartoons. You probably remember him as the big bloody bird that was constantly getting his arse...