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Check out this awesome couple’s alien chest-burster maternity shoot

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Ladies, gentlemen, wankers and f**k-knuckles, we are gathered here today to celebrate a very special event for two people who know what it means to create a memorable experience and make sure their maternity photos al...

Turns out avocados aren’t vegan and vegans are f*cken spewin’

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Ha. Hahahahahahaha. We f**ken love when vegans come a cropper here on Ozzy Man Reviews. Not because we hate ‘em or anything. We don’t. We reckon their hearts are in the right places, but we just think it’s bloody funn...

A collection of kids who have no f**ken idea how funny they are

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F**ken kids can be interesting little creatures. Whether they’re only little blokes the height of a dingo’s danglies or they’re slightly bigger ones able to deliver a bit of sass, they can be pretty bloody funny. Some...

Blokes hack arcade game to get sh*tload of tickets

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Mate, how the f**k are ya? Are you better than a dugong’s donut? Happier than a double-dicked dingo? Cheerier than a cassowary’s cockles? I hope so. BUT, if you’re not, we’ve got just the thing for you: a little life-...

The best f*cken interview in UFC history happened on the weekend

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Anyone who’s ever played sports knows what it’s like to say strange things during and after the contest. We’re not even talking pro-level sh*t either. You might ‘compete’ in the dodgiest Thursday night indoor cricket ...

8 year old girl pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden

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F**K YES!!! Now we’re talking. Like all good blokes who sometimes let a good yarn slightly hyperbolise the truth, we’ve been known to talk some sh*t here at Ozzy Man Reviews. That’s all right though, we know you would...

F*cken angry cyclist vs f*cken angry driver ends brilliantly

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One of our favourite things to do here at Ozzy Man Reviews is watch what happens when one man with an obvious love of initiating conflict winds up another guy who clearly has a little trouble dealing with his anger. A...

F*cken legend catches a beer while hang gliding

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Maaaate, we f**ken love a beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Whether we’re watching the latest new vids on YouTube, whether we’re digging up the old classics for another squiz, or whether we’re commenting about them, you’...

Bloke gets more than he bargained for when hassling chick for shower pics

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You probably saw our recent post about the chick who used her mate’s number to deal with guys who were a little too pushy when it came to getting the digits or catching up afterwards. If you like that one, you’re prob...

China erects “dick” building that shoots fireworks from its tip

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Ah, the penis. Some might say it’s mankind’s most beloved body part. Others might say it’s womankind’s most beloved body part too. Am I right? Am I right? Anyway, I digress. All we’re saying is that in a world positiv...

Twelve photos that prove Japan is one of a kind

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How’s ya memory ya big gorgeous f**k-knuckles? Have you killed it with beer or do ya remember an article from a while back with a bunch of pics in it that show off how bloody awesome Japan is? If ya don’t remember, ch...

Guy takes fake book covers onto the train to see how people react

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Trains are funny places. Despite the fact you’re often within close proximity of dozens of strangers, there’s an unspoken code of conduct that, in a weird way, makes them one of the politest places you’re likely to fi...

Some of the net’s best photos of babies that look like old b*stards

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Babies. Little miniature humans, freshly baked and ready to sleep, sh*t, scream, and eat their way through the next few months of a new parent's life. Despite that though, they somehow manage to pull it all off while ...

Comedian ‘Eminem’ disses everyone and everything (Parody)

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Unless you’ve been living – and probably sleeping – under a rock for the last few weeks, you might have heard about a little bit of beef between hip-hop artists Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. The two rappers have been ...

F*cken legend saves dogs from certain death in hurricane florence floodwaters

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We’ve mentioned before that flooding is a f**ken nasty business. When those waters come rushing in, sweeping all before them and destroying houses and homes; the helicopters fly overhead to rescue the lucky ones, and ...

This is how you rock: watch a punk singer catch a flying beer and down it!

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The facts are in and live music is widely recognised as being ‘pretty f**ken good’. Not only does a live gig present you with the opportunity to watch bands rock the f**k out on a live stage, it also presents you with...

Trump’s double fist-pump has become a photoshopped meme

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One of the things we notice when we’re reading the comments on Ozzy Man’s Facebook page is that it doesn’t matter what the topic is, some of you guys find a way to bring Trump into it. And yeah, we know, everything th...

The Internet has roasted Lindsay Lohan’s dance moves and spawned a new viral challenge

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Oi f**k ya, quit the Dele Alli Challenge, piss off with the Keke Challenge, and get with the f**ken program. All the cool cats are now trying to master the latest awesome – and completely worthwhile – personal challen...

The Bellyflop Championship is the best f*cken sport on the planet

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Ooh yeah, ladies and gents, sheilas and wankers, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re feeling like something of an armchair sportsman (or lady) (or whatever), because footage of the highly anticipated belly-flop cham...

Must read fart guide for every couple that sleeps in the same bed

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Ah, the humble fart. It doesn't really matter who you are or where you come from, you fart. And whether you call it a fluff, an air biscuit, brown thunder, a mud duck or - if you're a lady - whispering in your panties...