Bloke gets more than he bargained for when hassling chick for shower pics
You probably saw our recent post about the chick who used her mate’s number to deal with guys who were a little too pushy when it came to getting the digits or catching up afterwards. If you like that one, you’re probably gonna love this one. While it’s not quite in the same vein, it’s another text-based exchange that all stems from a dude asking a chick for shower pics. Check it out below…
Righto, ya big bloody dingalings. We hope you’re all having a blinder and that you’re all ready for whatever it is you do on the daily. We’re certain you scrub up all right and are looking f**ken mint. Anyway, onto the story. It begins when a bloke by the name of Jon sends a message to a chick named Lynn…
As you can see from the images, John’s fishing for details on Lynn’s relationship. Specifically, if she’s still seeing her boyfriend. That right there should give you a pretty big hint to the nature of Jon’s intentions, but we will be fair and say that he hasn’t gone and sent a picture of his dick without being asked to. That we know of. Bearing that in mind, f**ken good on ya, Jon.
Anyway, they get to chatting and arrange to meet up. Lynn, obviously needing to give her flaps a bit of a rinse, tells Jon she’s just gonna have a shower and gives him a rough timeframe for meeting. As you can imagine, Jon, who’s probably flogging his log at the prospect hits Lynn up for a pic.
And that’s when things begin to escalate. We’ll let you read through the images and find out exactly what went down, but we reckon that unlike Jon, you’ll find it pretty bloody amusing.
Final thought: Poor old Jon. He was just trying to get himself a nice pic of a squeaky clean Lynn. Things didn’t pan out for him, but he did get himself mercilessly trolled, so while the whole experience might have sucked balls for him, it didn’t for us. And that’s what matters.
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