Some of the net’s best photos of babies that look like old b*stards
Babies. Little miniature humans, freshly baked and ready to sleep, sh*t, scream, and eat their way through the next few months of a new parent’s life. Despite that though, they somehow manage to pull it all off while remaining completely adorable. In the wild, baby animals have to be ready to do their thing right from the get-go. Baby humans however, have a bit more time on their side. They live a charmed life and, as a result, that provides lots of opportunities for photographs.
And the best thing about photographs is that they can be shared around. So when someone pops out a kid that looks like a funny little old person, we all get to have a chuckle thanks to the magic of the internet. With that in mind, check out twelve of the best babies that look like old b*stards online.
Have a squizz at this little old dude. He’s got a bit of the Uncle Fester’s going on, but more importantly, he looks like he lifting the royal leg and playing the baby bugle.
What a staunch little unit this kid is. He must be have a bloody dumbbell for a rattle. He must drag chains around to entertain himself. He looks like he could beat Arnie in an arm wrestle.
1 Month? Yeah, nah, that’s gotta be bullsh*t. That kid is 84 if he’s a day!
Holy smokes. We’re clearly going to Philadelphia for this one, because if that’s not young Danny Devito, I’ll be shocked. Probably about the right height too!
Geez, kid looks like it’s staring off over the battlements to assess the size of Sauron’s army. Give it a bow and arrow and let it put that stoic glare to good use.
“You call that good formula! That’s sh*t. It’s so bad, even the Chinese wouldn’t buy it! Call yourself a mother!” You’ve got to love a Gordon Ramsay baby.
“Yes, ma’am, top o’the morn to ye. I’ll jus’ have a pint of Guinness and some spuds please.” Little Irish baby definitely looks like it’s name could be Mick or Patrick or Seamus.
Holy sh*t, Frodo! We made a Lord of the Rings reference before, but if that’s not Gandalf the Grey, then all of Middle Earth is doomed!
That is quite possibly the angriest face I’ve ever seen. That is awesome, What a grumpy little old man!
Geez, check out this guy. He looks like he could be teaching Social Science in your local high school. “Ah, yes, when I was in the war…”
Damn, this baby looks like it just smelled something real bad and it’s about to ask you if you did it, you disgusting thing.
Final thought: Babies certainly come in all shapes and sizes, but you’ve got to admit that some of the wrinkly little cherubs do look like old folks. It’s just that it’s cuter when they scream at you than it is when Nanna does it.
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