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Sheila dumps her cheating boyfriend in savage fashion at her own birthday party
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It’s only a couple of posts ago that we were talking about the dude who wrote his cheating girlfriend a ‘f**k you’ song. While that song certainly came with its own brand of scorn, it can’t compete with the cold-blood...
Bloke who accidentally discovers Hockey on TV for the first time goes viral with his comments
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There’s an old adage that we often find ourselves thinking about here at Ozzy Man Reviews. A bastardised version of it basically suggests that if you’re completely f**ken clueless about the things out there in the wor...
Bloke’s missus cheated on him & begged to have him back, instead he wrote this song
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Relationships are fickle things. Sometimes you can go from thinking the sun literally shines out of someone’s arse to paying a hitman to take them out for you. Not that we speak from experience, it’s just that er, yea...
Santa rips off beard and tells kids to ‘get the f*ck out’ in huge grotto meltdown
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Some actors take their craft pretty seriously. The history of the Oscars is the history of actors who’ve totally blurred the boundaries between their real-life personality and the character they’re playing in their la...
Russian TV shows off ‘robot’ that’s actually a man in a robot suit
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F**ken robots are pretty big business these days. And er, yeah, nah, we’re not talking about the kind that puts you out of work or the kind that sucks and f*cks, we’re talking about proper robots you can buy as friend...
Cops respond to noise complaint, end up playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate with offenders
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There’s a reason Nintendo holds a special place in the hearts of many. They’re really, really f**ken good at what they do. Fair dinkum, when it comes to incredible fun, games you can play over and over again, and fant...
Disabling one gene will let you eat as much as you want without becoming fat
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With the Christmas season coming up, you might be thinking about all the top-notch food you’re gonna f**ken smash while trying to ignore the reality that if you’re not smart about it, you’re probably gonna whack on a ...
Beijing is trying to rid city of Chinglish before 2022 Winter Olympics
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One of the greatest things about the language gap between China and the English-speaking world is the comedy generated by mistranslation. We’re all – as denizens of the internet – familiar with the old cliché of the t...
US bloke erects middle finger statue and points it directly at the local Council
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There’s really not too many bits of simple sign language as iconic and universal as the old middle-finger salute. Deadset, even the bloody Romans loved to flip the Digitus Impudicus at anyone deserving of it. It’s a b...
Wide Neck guy meets Long Neck guy
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These days, the very nature of the internet means that it’s perhaps easier than ever for people to get their fifteen minutes of fame. However, the payoff there is that the very thing people get famous for might not be...
Man discovers a family of mice living in his backyard, builds them an epic village
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not fooling anyone. All of you big cuddly b*stards know we really like our wildlife. On top of that, if you know us, you’ll know we don’t discriminate between Ozzy wildlife and the wild...
Legendary firefighter rescues cat from US wildfire, now she won’t leave him alone
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It’s pretty f**ken hard to find positive news stories in the wake of the fires that have torn through California in recent weeks. Having been racked by nasty-as-f**k fires ourselves on more than a few occasions, it’s ...
Ancient tablet contains first recorded customer complaint
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If you’ve ever been short-changed, ripped-off or sold an inferior product, you’ll know just how bloody frustrating going to the shops can be. Just today, I saw a mechanic have a proper f**ken whinge at the deli assist...
Autistic man sues gym after being called ‘stupid’, acts as own lawyer and wins
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We all know what it’s like to have some schmuck give you sh*t in front of people just so they can feel better about themselves. Most of the time it’s a sh**ty situation (a sh*tuation) and there’s not much you can do a...
Blokes mugshot goes viral because of his ridiculously big neck
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For obvious reasons, it’s been f**ken yonks since we heard anyone say ‘nek minnit’ here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but if this mother**ker’s viral mugshot is anything to go by, he’s bringing it back around. Deadset, have a ...
Police pose as window-washers to bust drivers on their phones
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If you’ve ever seen a bloody good movie, you’ve probably heard of the idea of undercover cops. These legendary masters of intrigue and subterfuge are the cops right at the coal-face of the fight against crime. They’re...
Steve Irwin’s son Bob is an award winning photographer
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Make no mistake about it, ya big bloody dickheads. We f**ken love Steve Irwin here at Ozzy Man Reviews, not only because the bloody legend was local, but because he was, without a doubt, the king of the top f**ken blo...
Cambodian boy wows tourists using over 10 languages to sell souvenirs
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Having the ability to communicate in multiple languages has to be one of the best skills going. Watching someone seamlessly switch between languages is always pretty bloody impressive, but the real benefits of it don’...
Looking at pictures of people trying to sell mirrors online is spectacular
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Rightio, ya legendary b**tards, we’ve got a dilemma for ya. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews Central, we’ve got a garage sale coming up and we want to put a load of photos of the various bits and bobs we’ll be selling online....
This one-take cover of Bohemian Rhapsody has racked up f*cken millions of views
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F**ken singing. It’s one of those rare talents that every b**tard on earth thinks they’ve got. Of all of those millions and millions of self-appointed musical geniuses, there is only a teeny tiny percentile of people ...
