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Australian Ferry To Be Officially Named Ferry McFerryface After Public Vote

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All right, Wanky McWankfaces, the votes are in! Yes, despite humanity collectively deciding that commitment to a meme is far more important than classical naming conventions in the recent past; Sydney Ferries invited ...

Soccer Player Scores Two Goals, Subs Himself Off, Runs To See His New Baby Born

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To the average bloke who might not know much about professional football, it can seem like a very serious and intense world. There’s millions of dollars riding on every decision, success or failure can mean promotion ...

Footage Of This Canadian “Road Rage” Incident Has Gone Viral

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These days it seems like everyone suffers from a little bit of road rage. If there’s a close call on the roads it’s not unusual to see two adults just lose their sh**, flip the bird and exchange colourful language. An...

Bloke Hands Himself In To Police After Losing Bet on Facebook

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You’ve got to love an honest criminal. They might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, the brightest star in the sky or the quickest wit in the west, but they’re usually pretty bloody good for entertainment and a lau...

These Trail Cameras Captured a Little More Than Anyone Could Have Intended

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If you’re familiar at all with the internet you’re undoubtedly aware of photobombs, selfies and candid footage. Humans have been all over that sh** for quite some time now. They love it. But they’re not the only ones....

Bloke Refuses To Stop Smoking While Pumping Fuel, Employee Has Perfect Solution

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I just absolutely love it when smokers are the butt of a joke. That’s what makes this video so bloody good. It’s filmed on security cam from a service station and it’s believed to be from Bulgaria. Now, if there’s ...

Collection Of Tweets Perfectly Describe The Experience Of Being Married

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Marriage.  I might not actually be married, but I do have a gorgeous fiancée and we live in the same house so I’m going to go right ahead and assume I’m qualified to talk about this. One of the real joys of knowing so...

Guy Gets The Same Tattoo As His Dog Without Knowing What It Really Means

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I’m not sure what the greatest thing about the internet is, but I know that dodgy f*****g tattoos have to be right up there. As the kind of guy who’s always loved laughing at the misfortune of others, I find there’s s...

People Are Spotting Some Dodgy Sh*t Hidden In Children’s Books

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One of the best things about being an adult is getting to read and watch stuff with ‘adult themes’. Whether it’s dirty jokes, cheeky references, sexual activity or just a plain old bit of the old ultra-violence, us ad...

Fighter Pilot Draws Massive 56 Kilometre D*ck In The Sky

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When it comes to male humour, there’s one thing that never gets old and never goes out of fashion. The dick joke. Variations on the dick joke ‘come’ in many forms and they’re all funny all the time. All right, t...

Eagle Eyed Viewers Spotted This X Rated Clip During A Live News Broadcast

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BBC News is a well-respected global giant of the news media. There’s no way they’d let some boob ruin their nightly newscast, right? Wrong! Check this out. Some absolute tit has only gone and watched somethi...

Leaked Audio Of Aussie Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull Mocking Donald Trump

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Good ol’ Uncle Mal isn’t known for his sense of humour, however, when it comes to the new politician that everyone likes to make fun of, even he’s decided to take a crack at it. If you're not from Australia, Malcolm T...

Gordon Ramsay: Why He Makes His Kids Sit Back In Economy While He Flies First Class

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Whilst Gordon Ramsay might be well known for swearing, a lot, on TV, he's never had his parenting style called into question until now. The father of four recently "defended" his decision to get his kids to fly in eco...

Coach’s Response To Journalist Asking Why His Player Missed Finals Has Gone Viral

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Lithuanian Basketball coach Sarunas Jasikevicius addresses a question in a press conference about the absence of Augusto Lima, who wasn't present due to the birth of his child. The reporter thought that the pla...

Policeman Stops Press Conference On Live TV To Arrest Beer Drinking Heckler

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A drunk man interrupted a press conference with a senior detective in Albury yesterday, allegedly yelling “Bullsh!t” at the policeman as he was talking to the press. Without hesitation, Detective Inspector Wins...