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Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!
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It’s probably not a long shot to suggest that we don’t usually think of alligators as fun-loving relaxation fiends. Yeah, nah, there’s no shame in that. They’re predators. They’re cold-blooded. They’re the stars of mo...
Old footage of Linkin Park ensuring their moshpit is safe goes viral
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Right now, we’re not gonna go on too much about the AstroWorld incident. Obviously, there’s tonnes of conjecture and speculation around, and plenty of it’s being whipped up by the media, but what we know for a fact is...
Let’s talk Pitiquette – in defence of Mosh Pits!
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Yeah, look, let’s fair dinkum front up and catch this fair in the nuts as it’s becoming a huge deal. In the coming days and weeks, you’re probably gonna hear a great deal about what exactly goes on in a moshpit, why t...
US bloke reckons he can cook a perfect steak in… the dishwasher
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When it comes to steak, there are a few schools of thought on the best way to cook the bugger. Some reckon a barbecue is the dog’s bollocks. Others say you should chuck that s**t in the oven, and even more reckon that...
Bloke on subway reacts to sheila who told him to “chill”
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We don’t know about you lot, but when we were growing up, we were taught that you shouldn’t be hitting sheilas. Yeah, nah, deadset, there’s not much more that needs saying except to point out that what we learned went...
The Aussie bloke who found an ATM glitch and became a millionaire
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F**k, we don’t know about you, but every day at work we have chats with other colleagues about how good it’d be to win the lotto or stumble onto a million-dollar idea. We also know that s**t’s not uncommon. It’s a thr...
Hero sacrifices himself to save woman in horrifying zipline accident
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Seriously, some people really are too f**ken good for this world. Fair dinkum, there are some people out there who are such amazing people that we don’t deserve them. These selfless folks are, quite obviously, heroes,...
The effects of smoking weed before the gym
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It’s no secret that attitudes towards toking up, sparking a fat blunt, and passing the dutchie are changing. Deadset, a few years back, that s**t was considered a hard drug by some people. Now, though, the common cons...
US bloke drops nearly $60,000 of COVID relief money on a single Pokemon card
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If you know any other human being – or you have the internet – you’re no doubt aware that COVID has brought the best and the worst out of people. Yeah, nah, some people have shown themselves to be caring, compassionat...
Science confirms: What is more painful – a kick in the nuts or childbirth?
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Throughout history, man – and woman – kind have always been plagued by one question: is it more painful to be kicked in the balls or is it more painful to give birth. Obviously, this is also part of another age-old de...
Hasbulla Magomedov and Abdu Rozik nearly brawled at UFC 267
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One of the greatest things about MMA has to be the unexpected fights. Yeah, nah, the fights no one sees coming, the blues that happen outside the ring, the fracases that take place without warning are always a f**ken ...
Five-time world’s strongest man destroys 23-Stone opponent in 18 seconds
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When we’re talking about pro-fighting, there’s sometimes a lot of credence put on fights that go the full distance, but there’s no doubt that it only takes one clean-as-f**k punch to end any fight, and that s**t happe...
Marine vet disarms gun-wielding robbery suspect
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While we’ll always advocate that the most sensible thing to do when there’s an armed robber in the house is to remain calm and not risk getting injured, we’re also not adverse to celebrating when a bloody legend does ...
Doctor warns peeing in the shower is bad for sheilas
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In recent years, plenty of people have been arguing that we should all be peeing in the shower. Yeah, nah, apparently, draining the lizard – or the clam – while you give yourself a bit of a scrub is a bonza way to sav...
This optical illusion from the 70s is still tricky as f*#k
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You might not know this, but Australia is a pretty f**ken clever place. Deadset, not only are we the home of the Hills Hoist washing line, box wine, and spray-on skin, but we’ve also got a bit of a tricky hand when it...
BBC’s greatest 100 television shows of the new era is in
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If you know this site at all, you probably know that we reckon that the elevation of the modern television series from cheap entertainment to serious art form is a pretty bloody good thing. Don’t get us wrong, there w...
Massive f**ken TikTok snake shocks the Internet
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We don’t reckon we’re blowing any minds with the news that some snakes get really f**ken big, but we do have to wonder how many people are aware of just how f**ken big some snakes can get. Don’t get us wrong, we’re no...
Tourist who hit baseball into Grand Canyon is now under Federal Investigation
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If you’ve been on the internet over the last few days, you might be aware that a dude was recently filmed smashing a baseball into the Grand Canyon. As you can imagine, that act alone was enough to set the internet in...
North Korea’s latest martial arts display is a bit f@#*en intense
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When it comes to crazy communist countries that need no introduction whatsoever, North Korea has gotta be one of the first that comes to mind. Deadset, when it comes to bats**t crazy despotic regimes, they’re the litt...
People side with food truck owner who went off on young women for opening his closed truck
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we often talk about the fact the propensity of cameras on every corner and in every pocket make it pretty f**ken hard to get away with anything dodgy these days. By the same token, though, we...
