All Top Bloke Awards
Keanu Reeves organises road trip for stranded passengers after emergency flight landing
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We all know that Keanu Reeves is one cool mother**ker. No s**t, it was only a couple of days ago that me and the missus were watching John Wick 2 and talking about some of the awesome things we’d read that Reeves does...
Kid refuses to move legs on train, someone captured his reaction when bloke sits on him
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One of the best things about being human is the fact we’re acutely aware of the power of facial expression. When something happens that moves us emotionally, we react. It’s part of what makes our existence as almost b...
Mum whose son dropped the bloke who was pestering her speaks out
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We’re pretty certain you saw the video we shared yesterday where a young bloke stuck up for his mum and f**ken floored a stranger who was pestering her. Many of you who viewed it and mentioned that you thought somethi...
10 year old kid sends Nick Cave a letter asking for advice, gets bloody brilliant response
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Over the years, Ozzyland has produced its fair share of cool as f**k famous c**ts, but the coolest of them all is easily the legendary Nick Cave. Here’s a dude with more talent and creativity in his little pinkie than...
The bloke who made the glitter-bomb has now helped clean undrinkable water
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G’day, ya glorious f**kknuckles. We’d like to start this one off by saying we hope you're keeping your fluids up and that we hope you’ve got the freshest cleanest water available to you. The reason we say that is simp...
Bloke creates strategy to get phone numbers off Tinder using a “Choose Your Own Adventure”
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By all accounts, life on Tinder is a mixed blessing for the chicks out there. On one hand, there are so many potential suitors for them, they may as well be partying at Odysseus’ place. On the other hand, there are th...
Son of anti-vaxxer who got vaccinated on 18th birthday shares all in Reddit AskMeAnything
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We know we’ve given anti-vaxxers a bit of s**t here in the past, and we still urge everyone to make sure they vaccinate, but on reflection, we reckon we might be able to learn a thing or two from Ethan Lindenberger, t...
This bloke has somehow taken over PornHub with his unique videos going viral
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They say that no matter your kink, there’s someone else out there who’s also into it. And, let's be honest, you don’t have to have travelled far to know that the internet will usually help you find that person. More t...
Bloke falls asleep during livestream, wakes to find 200 people watching him
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The idea of being watched while you sleep is pretty much a staple of horror movies and phobias. After all, it’s pretty f**ken creepy to consider that while you’re sleeping, and no doubt snoring and farting your arse o...
Bloke flies 400kms to enjoy strangers bucks party he was accidentally invited to
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There’s no use denying that some dudes are just f**ken party animals. You all know the kind of beer-guzzling monster we’re talking about. With just the slightest reason for celebration, these mother**kers will get loo...
Fisherman jumps on entangled whale’s back, cuts it free
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F**ken right on, blokes and blokettes, you read that sh*t right. Get ready to stand up, clap out a round of applause, shout a fella a beer and make a toast to his heroic arse. Deadset, some blokes are born heroes, and...
Inspirational Maccas worker with down syndrome retires after 32 years on the job
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We live in a day and age where the average person doesn’t usually stay at the same job for too long. The general consensus seems to be that most blokes and blokettes will have 5 – 7 careers in their lifetime. When you...
US bloke erects middle finger statue and points it directly at the local Council
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There’s really not too many bits of simple sign language as iconic and universal as the old middle-finger salute. Deadset, even the bloody Romans loved to flip the Digitus Impudicus at anyone deserving of it. It’s a b...
Marvel Actors And Fans Pouring Tributes To Comic Book Legend Stan Lee
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This morning, the face and co-creator of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, passed at the age of 95. As you can imagine, tributes are pouring in, and there’s a bloody good reason for that. He just might have been the most loved...
Dog who saved his owner from a rattlesnake named dog of the year
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Dogs, as we’ve said here many times, are pretty f**ken rad. They sit, they stay, they fetch, they lay, and sometimes, when they know you’re really up sh*t creek in a barbed wire canoe, they f**ken lay it all on the li...
Teenager’s reaction to girl getting her period on a bus has created a f*cken storm online
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Deadset, if there’s one thing about femininity, women, and the fairer sex men can't really understand, it’s menstruation. Whether you know it as ‘that time of the month’ or just ‘the period’, it’s only fair to say tha...
David Schwimmer responds to Blackpool police searching for his lookalike
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All too often, we repeat the fact that the internet, when it’s not being face-palmingly sh*t, is actually fist-pumpingly wonderful. Deadset, it’s the biggest bloody wonder of the modern age. It’s the bees f**ken knees...
Racist woman gets lesson of a lifetime after blocking black man from his own apartment
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Unfortunately, as much as we like to think that racism is the kind of thing that ‘used to happen’, we need to come to terms with the fact that it’s alive and kicking. We’re not going to preach to you about it here, be...
Blokes hack arcade game to get sh*tload of tickets
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Mate, how the f**k are ya? Are you better than a dugong’s donut? Happier than a double-dicked dingo? Cheerier than a cassowary’s cockles? I hope so. BUT, if you’re not, we’ve got just the thing for you: a little life-...
F*cken legend catches a beer while hang gliding
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Maaaate, we f**ken love a beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Whether we’re watching the latest new vids on YouTube, whether we’re digging up the old classics for another squiz, or whether we’re commenting about them, you’...
