This bloke has somehow taken over PornHub with his unique videos going viral

They say that no matter your kink, there’s someone else out there who’s also into it. And, let’s be honest, you don’t have to have travelled far to know that the internet will usually help you find that person. More than that, just as Rule 34 states, if something exists, there is porn for it. Well, if your significant other has ever told you they find you sexy when you do the chores, you might want to introduce them to comedian Ryan Creamer’s PornHub videos.

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In what is probably the most subversive new take on porn since, well, since people started bumping pixelated uglies, Creamer – whose name doesn’t reflect his videos – has become a verified PornHub model for making harmless videos of him doing mundane things and uploading them to the famous website.

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Deadset, this dude has found himself a PornHub verified model for videos with titles like, I ride in a taxi and don’t have sex with the driver, I give you my jacket because you are cold, I deliver you a pizza and don’t put my weiner in it, I do the dishes without being asked and I hold hands with my ebony GF as she talks about her day.

Some of these videos are wildly successful as well. I disinfect the casting couch has racked up 284 thousand views. I, your step-brother, decline your advances but am flattered nonetheless has 224 thousand. The list, my friends, goes on.

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Now known as the world’s most wholesome pornstar, Creamer goes about his trivial and mundane business with a cheeky grin and a genuinely gold sense of humour. He began the venture after finding out how simple it was to upload his vids and have his account verified. Since doing that, he’s racked up over a million wholesome views online.

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He told Buzzfeed news, “It can come across like I’m making fun of sex workers, but everyone who is in this industry has been so, so nice. That’s made me feel really good.” That’s great, because he’s definitely handing out the warm fuzzies with his videos.

I’ve found it, the kinkiest thing on PornHub. pic.twitter.com/R8SF8IZS8u

— Ava Ex Machina (@silicondomme) January 31, 2019

Final thought: When you think about it, old Ryan’s doing heroic work here.While racking up a million views with his own take on porn, he’s keeping people away from the hard stuff, and, in turn, from going blind. Good s**t, Ryan. You’re a bloody legend.

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