Bloke creates strategy to get phone numbers off Tinder using a “Choose Your Own Adventure”
By all accounts, life on Tinder is a mixed blessing for the chicks out there. On one hand, there are so many potential suitors for them, they may as well be partying at Odysseus’ place. On the other hand, there are the d**k-pics. So, in a way, this one’s for the sheilas. How bloody good would it be to have a bloke chat you up on Tinder with a choose your own adventure story and not a selfie of his little elfie.
According to a story doing the rounds right now, there’s at least one bloke out there trying his luck with a charming – and/or desperate – little tale about a duck. And yeah, you read right up above. It was a f**ken choose your own adventure. There’s no way of knowing how many times he tried it before he finally struck gold and found a literate sheila on there, but on this occasion, it bloody-well worked.
Check it out in these screenshots. We don’t know where he got it from or whether he made it up himself, but what we love about it is that it shows the power of an intriguing yarn. Sure, it doesn’t have the blood and guts it needs to be a true classic, but it’s not like you’re gonna win any brownie points trying to lure a chick in with a choose your own adventure story about the Human Centipede.
The other thing old mate needs a bit of credit for is his reactionary wit. He’s even able to take things the sheila says and weave them into the narrative. That right there is a bloody talent. If they do hit it off, she already thinks he’s a listener.
Of course, he could just be a weird dude who’s really into ducks, but then half the fun of internet dating is wondering whether you’re about to meet a real person or whether they’re just going to be a smiley face drawn on a bag of potatoes when you finally get to meet ’em in real life.
Final thought: Give this guy some bloody credit. He really went above and beyond for the digits here. He’s certainly ticking the ‘effort’ box. Let us know how you’ve scored the digits with some creative Tindering in the Facebook comments. And please, no d**k-pics.
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