Bloke flies 400kms to enjoy strangers bucks party he was accidentally invited to
There’s no use denying that some dudes are just f**ken party animals. You all know the kind of beer-guzzling monster we’re talking about. With just the slightest reason for celebration, these mother**kers will get loose as a goose and knock back more than their fair share of gin n juice. Will Novak from Phoenix Arizona is exactly this kind of beast. So when he was accidentally invited to some random bloke’s bucks party, he did the only thing a party animal could do: he raised the funds and got his ass there…
You’ve got to admit that this one takes a certain amount of shameless bravado. You deadset, fair dinkum and abso-f**ken-lutely have to give old Will his fair share of credit for this awesome stunt. If most blokes received an invite that was clearly meant for someone else – at a venue 2500 miles away – they’d obviously go, “Yeah, sounds rad, but nah.”
I got accidentally invited to a bachelor party in VT because someone made a typo.
I told them I’d love to go.
They said they’d love to have me.
I couldn’t afford it so I did a fundraiser and it funded in 2 hours!
— Will Novak (@WillNovak13) January 11, 2019
Here’s what Will said:
I do not know who Angelo is. I am a Will Novak who lives in Arizona. Vermont seems like a very far way for me to travel for the bachelor party of a guy I’ve never met.
That being said: f*cking count me in! From the contents of this email, Angelo sounds tremendous and I want to help send him off in style. I hope his bride (or groom) to be, is awesome.
I should note that being a desert dweller, I’ve only been skiing once and I was real bad at it. I hope you all are patient with me on the slopes. In exchange for said patience, I can bring my sweet Nintendo Switch so we can play games in the cabin/chalet/whatever in the evenings.
If Angelo isn’t into video games I’m happy to bring suduko puzzles or just Indian Leg Wrestle or whatever he likes.
We went to bed at 530am. It’s 948am now and we’re starting to wake up.#AngelosBachelorParty is kicking my ass already
— Will Novak (@WillNovak13) January 19, 2019
If that’s not just about the perfect amount of cheeky bloody cheese, you like an awful lot of cheddar. Of course, the story doesn’t end there, because of course it doesn’t. And you have to say that this is where it does actually get a bit more believable. There’s probably not a group of blokes on the planet who’d get a response like that and knock it back. No f**ken way.
From there, he busted out a GoFundMe campaign to get himself to the bucks. He raised over four-grand and as you can see from old mate’s social media updates, the party was a bloody hit. Novak got sh*t-faced and backed it up the next day.
He even managed to donate some of the money he raised to Angelo, the buck, and his new family. What a top f**ken bloke!
Final thought: All of this is clearly once again proof that no matter the distances between us, beer, tunes and bros can make the world a better place. F**ken good sh*t, Will. F**ken good shit, everyone else involved. You blokes all rock!
.@WillNovak13 is back from #AngelosBachelorParty & joins us on #CheddarBigNews to tell us all about it! Skiing, Maseratis, and new lifelong friends? Sounds like a trip to remember. pic.twitter.com/EfaI8EXZfb
— Cheddar Big News (@CheddarBigNews) January 22, 2019
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