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Dad suspects son is gay, asks internet for help on his response
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While it’s obvious that the internet can be used for a million purposes, one of our favourite things to see here at Ozzy Man Reviews is people using it for the forces of good. Deadset, the place is full of advice and ...
Aussie artist has been painting 50 Cent murals and they’re bloody brilliant
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One of the things that marks the rich, wealthy, famous and elite from us little fellas is that people want to paint portraits of them. Deadset, it seems that you can find artistic endeavours dedicated to the worship o...
The Mountain breaks the world f*@#en record for deadlifting
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Anyone who’s seen Game of Thrones knows that the bloke who plays The Mountain is a f**ken beefcake. Yeah, nah, that bloke’s built like a brick s**thouse. That’s because he’s a f**ken champion weightlifter. Fair dinkum...
Vigilante hacks into scammer call centre’s CCTV cameras
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In the interest of wearing our hearts on our sleeves, we’re going to just point out that scammers can get f**ked. Obviously, anyone with an ounce of common decency in their soul agrees with that statement, but while i...
Bloke left stunned after discovering we’ve all been using peelers wrong
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All right, in the interests of laying our cards on the table, we know that whenever a hack comes up, there are bloody clever bastards out there in the comments section acting like they knew all about this s**t before ...
These Dad’s are bloody nailing the dad-text game
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If there’s one thing dads are known for it’s their ability to make a dreadful pun out of pretty much any situation. Fair dinkum, it’s like as soon as baby’s conceived, they develop a superpower that lets them develop ...
Cheeky pilot makes emergency landing on highway – in traffic
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If you know anything about small planes, it’s probably the fact that the bloody things fall out of the sky all the friggen time. Yeah, nah, from what we’ve been told, those things come crashing to earth all the bloody...
Aussie Supermarket Director had brutal response for hoarder returning goods
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Oi, do you f**ken legends remember a few weeks back when you couldn’t get dunny paper or hand sanitiser anywhere because bloody drongos thought it would be a good idea to hoard it and try to turn a profit? Yeah, nah, ...
Ricky Gervais has a message for rich celebrities crying about self-isolation
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By now, if you don’t know that Ricky Gervais has a bit of a knack for telling celebrities that they don’t live in the real world, you really need to come out from under the rock you’re hiding beneath. Deadset, it’s no...
Student turns his wheelchair into brilliant Mad Max cosplay
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If there’s one thing we’re pretty sure of here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s that there are f**kloads of cosplayers in our comments section. Deadset, we’re convinced there are literally heaps of you just sitting there wat...
Matthew McConaughey hosted a bingo session on Zoom for seniors in isolation
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As you know, much of the world is currently confined to lockdown. As a result, more and more of us seem to be becoming au fait with the use of live streaming technology and video-calling software to conquer the isolat...
Bloke claims he’s nailed the KFC secret recipe and has shared it online
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We all know that KFC’s recipe is a closely guarded secret, but that’s never stopped people from trying to reverse engineer it, nail it through trial and error, or just f**ken fluke it. Despite that, we’ve never really...
Robert Irwin follows Dad’s footsteps and captures incredibly rare species on film
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You blokes and sheilas know how much we love the bloody Irwins here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and if you don’t, you should. We’ve gone on about it on plenty of occasions now, and we’re not gonna stop anytime soon. Just lik...
Aussie Comedian invades Airforce meeting via Zoom, high ranking officer wasn’t impressed
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As we’ve come to find out over the last few weeks, bloody humans are an innovative bunch when it comes to finding ways of entertaining themselves during a lockdown. Deadset, for those of us who’d normally be occupied ...
Italian Mayor uses drone to hurl abuse at wankers breaking quarantine
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Bloody drones! We might be wrong, but we’re pretty sure we’ve covered ‘em on here a few times. We know we definitely did when the yanks chucked a flamethrower on one, but we reckon this is a pretty f**ken novel use of...
100 year old bloke asked the Internet for 101,000 likes after his birthday was cancelled
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The internet can be a fickle b*tch. We all know that it’s moods change with the shifting of the tides, and the sense of entitlement on social media like Twitter can often lead to strange and savage humours. So when a ...
Meet Tim, the Cowboy Museum’s wholesome security guard – and Twitter manager!
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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that the next few months are probably gonna be the making of a few new online personalities. After all, if there’s one thing blokes and blokettes in quarantine are gonna be fanging for, it’...
This Iranian Dad’s COVID-19 voicemails has got the internet in stitches
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We all know that our parents are supposed to love us. And seriously, that’s a bloody good thing. But, and we reckon it’s a pretty big but, outside of a few obvious boundaries, there aren’t too many rules for Dads, and...
Ronaldo is turning his hotels into Coronavirus hospitals and paying for doctors and nurses
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There aren’t too many athletes in the world with a higher profile than Cristiano Ronaldo. Yeah, nah, the living legend is pretty much at the pinnacle. Naturally, he can still be a bit of a divisive character. Some see...
Hero truckie who went viral after stopping robbery has left TV hosts in stitches… Again
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You probably remember the video we shared with you a couple of days ago where legendary Kiwi fella Turawaho Hemopo foiled a young crim’s attempts to escape from a robbery by tackling him to the ground and waiting for ...
