All Gold
Bloke wearing empty beer carton on his head covers speed cameras with a tea towel
13.36K Views0 Comments
Ever since the days of Ned Kelly, Ozzies have bloody loved a rogue who’s willing to risk it all and do battle with the forces of law and order. Sh*t, if that bloke’s got dodgy headgear on, he’s practically a legend. O...
Ozzy soccer fans dance with cops after failed flare search
8.03K Views0 Comments
Bizarrely enough, crazed soccer fans aren’t strictly limited to the traditional locales of Europe and South America. Yeah, nah, while it may seem like a big bloody stretch, even Ozzyland has its share of excitable foo...
Ozzy news reporter trolled online for wardrobe selection
81.79K Views0 Comments
You guys are well aware of the fact we love a good dick joke here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s not a secret. Sh*t, we prac-dick-ly pride ourselves on them. So when the internet spotted a Channel Nine wardrobe cock-up, we...
Sheila converts 110-year-old dead tree into a free little library for the neighborhood
7.33K Views0 Comments
Even today, in an age of Kindles, audiobooks and electronic everything, we still f**ken love books here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Sh*t, our fearless leader even released one himself last year. You should totally buy a copy...
Bloke shows barber paused screenshot of haircut he wants, backfires
20.12K Views0 Comments
There’s probably more than a few of you out there who’ve gone into the barber with an image to explain exactly what sort of haircut you want. After all, who hasn’t wanted to look like their favourite movie star in the...
Russian artist illustrates what would happen if famous characters got old
26.84K Views0 Comments
Aside from a few notably excellent exceptions like Old Man Logan, Old Man Punisher and The Dark Knight Returns, we don’t often get to see what legendary cartoon and comic-book characters will look like once they’ve go...
Scientists develop tool to help with male infertility
5.27K Views0 Comments
If you’ve ever seen or read The Children of Men, you’ll know that rising infertility rates might end up being a real kick in the balls for the human race. Fortunately, one company is now selling a device that will ens...
White supremacist reacts on TV to DNA test confirming he is black
3.30K Views0 Comments
If there’s one thing in life we all love, it’s a solid belly laugh. Have a think about the last time you absolutely pissed yourself laughing. What got you there? Was it a comedy movie? Was it a hilarious accident? A t...
Deaf people teach us how to swear in sign language
15.88K Views0 Comments
It’s a well-known fact that here in Ozzy Land, we love to swear. Sh*t, we’re almost f**ken famous for it. Despite our known proclivities for profanity, though, we cannot profess to be the only ones. Swearing is pretty...
Sheila caught drinking from secret binocular flask at the races goes viral
24.99K Views0 Comments
Everyone knows we love a beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Put simply, we wouldn’t legally be allowed to say we’re Ozzies if we didn’t. With that in mind, we’ll applaud any ingenious, devious, or plain cheeky plan to sne...
Manager threatens “sick” employee, employee responds the best way possible
14.05K Views0 Comments
Taking time off work can always be a dodgy prospect. We all know who the dodgy sheilas are who take off the Friday before Splendour in the Grass every year. We also know who the cheeky blokes who only ever get sick on...
“I made my shed the top rated restaurant on Trip Advisor”
22.39K Views0 Comments
Just a little while ago, we told you that we f**ken love a cheeky bastard here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We waxed lyrical about the way the heavens bless them, blokes want to be them and sheilas want to be with them. Well,...
Cheeky bloke adds his ex-girlfriends to a group chat to wish them Merry Ex-Mas
55.95K Views0 Comments
We’ve said it before and there’s absolutely no doubt we’ll say it again, but the sun shines down on smartasses everywhere. The world loves them, and we f**ken love having a chuckle at their antics as well. Especially ...
Aquaman Jason Momoa photobombs couple’s wedding pics on Hawaiian beach
27.29K Views0 Comments
Your wedding’s a special day. It’s supposed to live in the memory for a long, long time, and it’s supposed to be a premium opportunity to get some photos you’ll look at for the rest of your life – and maybe even pass ...
Hugh Jackman & Jake Gyllenhaal play hilarious prank on Ryan Reynolds for Christmas
30.96K Views0 Comments
Hollywood tabloids and journalists love to talk about the big Hollywood couples. They love to show us photos of them sunning themselves and holidaying in exotic locations. They love to show us the ‘fantasy’ of fame. D...
Hero Mum chases down package thief and gets her package back
14.30K Views0 Comments
If there’s one thing that you should always remember, it’s that you don’t f**k with Mum. Whether it’s your mum, your mate’s mum or someone else’s mum entirely, they are not to be messed with. They brought life into th...
Rude customer demands discount on a 50 cent Christmas ornament, worker gets revenge
40.38K Views0 Comments
As Christmas draws closer, spare a thought for the retail workers out there. While you may have been traipsing through shopping centres and hating on the crowds, you probably haven’t experienced anywhere near as much ...
People are posting their “illegal” lego building tactics
30.47K Views0 Comments
Apparently, there’s a right way and a wrong way to do Lego. Yeah, fair dinkum, it seems like that instead of letting their kids doing whatever they can to put the bits together and build a dodgy f**ken house that gets...
These lazy Christmas decoration ideas are bloody genius
23.20K Views0 Comments
F**ken Christmas is on its way. People are getting pumped for their work parties, decorations have started to appear in people’s houses, and shopping centres and malls are already running parades and attractions. Of c...
Fisherman jumps on entangled whale’s back, cuts it free
11.91K Views0 Comments
F**ken right on, blokes and blokettes, you read that sh*t right. Get ready to stand up, clap out a round of applause, shout a fella a beer and make a toast to his heroic arse. Deadset, some blokes are born heroes, and...
