Dog casually throws up adult toy while at the Vet
Bloody dogs are quite obviously man’s best friend, and you lot know we love ‘em to bits, but we’d be lying if we said that from time to time they’re not cheeky c**ts. Sure, they’re not as bad as bloody cats, but anyone who’s had dogs has got stories about some of the odd things they’ve eaten, some of the mischief they’ve gotten up to, or some of the times they were embarrassing as f**k. And that’s what brings us to this latest video. Check it out…
All right, to get your brain in the right place for this one, we’d just like to ask you to imagine what item you’d least like to have your dog throw up in front of a complete stranger. Obviously, the correct answer is your s*x toy.
Well, that s**t’s exactly what happens in this video. Shared to Reddit by a RandyJackson, the big Rottweiler in the video has clearly been sniffing around someone’s drawers, and they’ve clearly found something they like: a bright pink dildo.
Still, fair’s fair, you’ve gotta give credit to the owner for taking the dog to the vet. It’s not always how things go down. This owner, though, they were obviously worried about their doggo, and that’s something to keep in mind.
And yet, you’ve gotta imagine the face on the owner when they find out exactly what it is the dog’s eaten that’s made them sick. Of course, it raises questions. Did they know? Don’t they have somewhere more secure to keep their self-care tools? Do they always feed their dog sex toys?
Yeah, nah, there’s lots to ponder here.
Final thought; All right, you big bloody bewdiful legends, the only way we can think of to finish this up is to find out how your doggo’s humiliated you. Share your stories in the comments section. See you there!
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Video link: Reddit