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Huge huntsman spider devours a f*cken gecko

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Oh f**k yes, it’s time for another episode of Big F**ken Spider, the Ozzy game show where we show off our spiders and marvel at their ability to grow really bloody big. In today’s episode, we’re heading to the little ...

Vegetarian dog embarrasses the f*ck out of his owner on live TV

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G’day, ya wankers, how are ya? Hopefully you’re doing bloody grouse, and if you’re not, this video should cheer you right up. It’s a supposedly vegetarian dog making a really tough choice: bowl of meat or bowl of vegg...

Russian Deep-Sea Fisherman Catches Some F**ked Up Sh*t!

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The deepest darks of the ocean are often cited as the last frontier on our big wet planet. They’re supposed to shelter some potentially terrifying beasties that look like they’ve fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every...

Video footage shows ants performing some sort of ritual on a dead bee

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Death. It really does affect us all. And it affects us all in different ways. Across individuals and across cultures, we all respond to death differently. Some of you might need to respond to death by wrapping it in a...

Parrot tells fire fighters to f**k off during rooftop rescue attempt

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You know, for all the cheeky, belligerent and angry animals we invite onto Ozzy Man Reviews, we really don’t see enough parrots. And that kinda sucks. Parrots are f**ken awesome. Not only are they gorgeous little bugg...

Man attempts selfie with a bear, suffers terrible consequences

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It’s been a while since we’ve featured a particularly brutal video of someone’s final moments on this website, and that’s for good reason. While we do sometimes think poachers and the like deserve it, it’s important t...

Car thief gets chased down by f*cken cow police

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The police force has always been known to employ a select few animals in its fighting of the good fight. Dogs and horses are the obvious go-to animals, while some others would probably throw pigs in there. Personally,...

Group of ants build a f*cken bridge to attack wasps and steal their larvae

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Ants are pretty awesome little buggers. They’re famously strong for their size, but their reputation for teamwork is spectacular. Whether they’re walking in straight lines, helping each other lift something heavy, or ...

People in zorb balls getting nailed by bulls is f*cken brilliant

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The creativity of the human mind is a marvelous bloody thing. Some say it knows no bounds. That’s probs bullsh*t though. What makes the human mind such a master of adaptation, of evolution, of infinite initiative is i...

Russian couple have been raising a f*cken orphaned bear for over 20 years

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G’day blokes and blokettes. Have you realised that we haven’t been to Russia in bloody yonks? Well, seeing as it’s been too long between crazy car crashes, full-on fights or bloody bear stories, we’ve got something he...

Chilling video captures a mystery f*cken beast chasing dog in the woods

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Dark forests that are eerily quiet scare the sh*t out of me. Yeah nah, I’m not going to lie, if I found myself alone in a dark forest I would probably curl up into a quivering ball and pray to disappear. You just know...

Monkey steals a bike, fends off a dog and rides off like a f*cken boss

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Riding a bike is one of those things that everyone has to learn. It’s also one of the things that you really shouldn’t forget. But how would you manage riding your pushy around a tiny little area while an annoying-as-...

Worms frozen in permafrost for over 40,000 years brought back to life by scientists

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G’day ladies and gents, how ya doing today? If you’ve ever woken up after a really bloody long sleep and felt a bit groggy, spare a thought for two Russian nematodes revived by scientists in Moscow. They’ve been broug...

Big F*ck Off Alligator casually strolls across golf course

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You know we bloody well love our crocodiliacs here in Ozzyland, and why wouldn’t we? We are, after all, home to some of the biggest and nastiest specimens on the planet. That’s not to say we’re the only ones though. T...

This cat with a human-like face is going viral

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Cats. They can be described in many, many ways. For some reason though, the internet seems to love the murderous little b*stards. Lately, the people of the internet have gotten their knickers in a twist thanks to the ...