This dramatic horse plays dead when anyone attempts to to ride it
Whether you call it bludging, skiving or just straight up laziness, there’s no secret that everyone likes to get out of work from time to time. Seriously, even if you love your bloody job there are times you’ll just feel like doing sweet-f**k-all instead. And that’s okay, so long as you manage it and get on with your work. As you know, there are no free rides. At least not for people. For horses, however, there sure are. Come and meet Jingang to see how this cheeky equestrian prick gets out of doing his work…
Rightio, Jingang’s a Korean horse who isn’t too bloody keen on doing any hard yakka.
Yeah, nah, if you ask Jingang, the idea of doing work can bloody well nick off. And he’s not mucking around. The big bloody legend stands by his principles too.
Whenever it’s time for him to have his saddle put on and get put to work, he comes down with a pretty severe case of DYING ON THE F**KEN SPOT! S**t, did you see that? Old mate went to get on the horse and it just kicked the bucket. Met its maker. Carked it.
Ah, wait, hang on, nah, he’s all right. He must have just had a mad moment. He’s getting up now, let’s see if he’s all right. S**t, nah, as soon as he was approached for work, he died again. This horse is taking the piss!
In all seriousness, this is genius from the horse. Matter of fact, we’re wondering if we can get away with it at our work. Just, you know, anytime the boss rolls around and asks why the f**k we’re not working, we just collapse and play dead. If it works for Jingang, it’ll work for us, right? Right?
Final thought: Honestly, this is bloody great. The cheeky bloody horse has even got its ‘death poses’ down right. We didn’t even know horses could play dead, let alone do it as a way to get out of work. Good s**t, Jingang. Good s**t.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s classic commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Horse Girl
Video Link: Kritter Klub
H/T: BORED PANDA.