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Crayfish amputates own claw to avoid becoming lunch
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You may have heard the story of Aron Ralston, the dude who chopped his own arm off to avoid dying underneath a boulder, and you may have heard mates joke that they thought they’d have to chop their arm off to escape t...
Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F**ken Tree
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Getting impaled doesn’t sound like much fun at all. In fact, it sounds pretty sh*t. In movies it’s reserved for the real f**khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warz...
Off-Duty FBI bloke rocks a backflip and accidentally shoots someone
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Fark. Like, holy farkin’ fark. That’s pretty much all that can be said about this at first glance. We’ve all had shockers when we’re out on the piss, but I doubt many of you have cocked up quite as badly as the FBI ag...
Woman Decides To Shave Her Legs Down At The Resort Pool
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There’s a lot of positive sh*t you can say in respect of multi-tasking. It’s efficient, it’s convenient, and it’s great for the brain. So with footage of a woman shaving her legs in a Florida resort pool emerging on t...
Bloke ‘accidentally’ gets showerhead stuck 6 inches up his rectum
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Look, we all know the importance of a clean anus. It’s pretty much priority one in life. You can skip a shower, wear yesterday’s pants, and you can even get away with a stick of gum if you’re completely out of toothpa...
Parents sue 30 year old son who refuses to move out
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I’m pretty sure most of us have got that one mate who still lives at home with his parents and refuses to move out! In an epically awkward move, the parents of one deadbeat 30 year-old bloke have taken him to court be...
Genius dog invents his own currency
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You know, we’ve always suspected that dogs were pretty bloody smart. We haven’t needed science to prove it either. You can just watch the b*stards for a bit and you can see they’re figuring the system, learning the wa...
Student strips off during presentation after professor questions her clothing
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G’day blokes and blokettes. Chuck here. How ya going? The fight to make the world a better place is alive and well in the youth of today. They love to stand up to ‘The Man’ and all his forms of oppression, ridicule...
Families run out of cinema screaming as horror trailer accidentally plays before Peter Rabbit
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G’day, chuck here. How we all doing today? When you’re an Ozzydad and you’re spending some time with the kids, taking the little buggers to a movie is always a safe – and popular – bet. They get a movie, they get p...
Model being sued for sexually arousing dog after being asked to pose with it
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How ya going you animals? Chuck here again. I’d say you’re not gonna believe this story, but let’s face it, you probably are. So... shy of rubbing his belly a little too well and getting the red rocket to appear, h...
12 year old boy steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mum
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Remember being told ‘no’ as a kid? For most of us, it was a routine part of life. Questions like ‘Mum, can I have a muesli bar?’ ‘Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?’ or ‘Can I please not eat my Brussels sprouts?’ all...
Huge Wild Boar Caught Rummaging Through a Bin
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We all know that wild boars can get pretty bloody big, but new footage from Hong Kong has revealed just how gargantuan they can get. The video footage, which you can view down below, was filmed outside a school in Hon...
Going To The Gym Is a Sign of Being Gay, Says This Malaysian Newspaper
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In a timely reminder that not everywhere around the world is as sophisticated as us here in Ozzyland, a Malaysian newspaper has published a gay-spotter’s checklist that’ll help gay dudes work out who is and who isn’t ...
Huge English Supermarket Faces Backlash Over ‘Sexist’ Trolley Instructions
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The latest storm in the teacup that is social media concerns everyone’s favourite subject, gender neutrality. You know, that awesome topic that always ends with a common sense discussion… Tesco is basically one...
New Research Shows McDonald’s Fries May Actually Help Cure Baldness
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In today’s bullsh** viral news, it turns out that McDonald's chips can now help cure baldness thanks to a magical chemical added to their food. Yep, you read that right. Maccas chips could help cure baldness. It’s ...
Angry Mum Texts Man Instead Of Daughter And Things Get Weird
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Every now and then, even the best of us dial the wrong bloody number. It’s annoying and it’s a waste of time, but it’s certainly pretty easy to deal with. You just apologise, check the digits and politely hang up. ...
Time Traveller From The Year 6000 Brings Evidence Back
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Holy sh**balls, time travel is a real thing. It’s completely legit, and according to this time traveller from the year 6000, the future is utopian as f**k. Take me there now. Take me to the land of milk and honey! ...
Guy Shares Bizarre Story Of How He Grew Up In A Family Who Used A ‘Poop Knife’
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Some people run some pretty funky family practices – and never know quite how f***ed up they are until they grow up and enter the real world where strangers mock and revile them for their bizarre differences. It’s wi...
75 Per Cent of People Reckon They Can Hear This GIF. WTF is Going On?
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We all know the brain is a funny beast capable of tricking us into thinking sh**loads of weird and wonderful things. It’ll turn shadows into monsters, incorporate sounds you hear at night into your dreams and, it see...
Russian Bear Currently on the Loose Carrying Two Guns Stolen From Hunter
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F*** YES! You read that sh** properly. There is a bear on the loose in Russia (where else) with two guns. The cheeky ursine prick broke into a hunter’s cabin, stole the weapons and is now presumably hunting the hu...
