All Gold

Bloke conducts experiment to work out what the f*** the dials on ya toaster mean

17.29K Views0 Comments

It doesn’t matter where you’re from or what you believe, there’s always going to be at least one thing that can bind humans from all over the globe for the common good. We reckon a mad feed could probably have a fair ...

The “Barking Dog Man” is back 9 years later, and he’s still f**ken got it!

38.47K Views0 Comments

One of the greatest gifts the internet can bestow on us is the arrival of a new viral legend. A One-Vid Wonder if you will. There’s been f**ken heaps of the b**tards over time, but one of the all-time classics has to ...

Kid refuses to move legs on train, someone captured his reaction when bloke sits on him

78.53K Views0 Comments

One of the best things about being human is the fact we’re acutely aware of the power of facial expression. When something happens that moves us emotionally, we react. It’s part of what makes our existence as almost b...

Bloke decodes nail art to save guys from dating the “crazy sheilas”

8.23K Views0 Comments

Usually when we greet you all, we take special care to greet both the blokes and the blokettes. Not today, though. Yeah, nah, today, we’ve got a special post just for the blokes out there in the comments. We know that...

Voice actor brilliantly trolls scammer over the phone and records it

31.47K Views0 Comments

There really aren’t many life-forms lower than a bloody scammer. In fact, we’re hard-pressed to think of any. Just for starters, we can rule out any life form with a spinal cord. S**t, we can pretty much rule out anyt...

People share the most awesome acts of kindness they’ve experienced from strangers

6.69K Views0 Comments

No matter your station in life, there’s just no denying that a random act of kindness is right up there with the best things you can possibly experience. And, no, we’re not talking about charity here, we’re talking ab...

Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA

13.41K Views0 Comments

It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...

Carpenter shares chat with entitled bloke demanding custom table built in under 2 weeks

75.80K Views0 Comments

You know, despite everything you’ve ever heard to the contrary, having a Dad who runs a business and hooks you up with contacts isn’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be. Obviously, that kind of s**t will have its p...

Bloke goes around calling teachers by their first name and filming their reaction

20.14K Views0 Comments

Bloody high school was an interesting time wasn’t it? While you were going through your own personal puberty, awkward phase and journey of self-discovery, you also had to interact with a bunch of adults you barely kne...

Construction worker bloody schools sheila who assumed he was uneducated

41.22K Views0 Comments

One of the sad facts of life is that some people will always find a reason to judge others and act like they’re superior to other people by simple virtue of income, education or postcode. Obviously, the smartest of yo...

A bunch of genius ideas that should be f***en mandated everywhere!

29.01K Views0 Comments

Have a look around your bloody room right now and you’ll probably see tonnes of items. Me for example, I’m looking at pens, book-holders, lamps with bendy stems and tonnes of other things. Now, the reason I’m telling ...

Archaelogists find 1800 year old wall carvings of cock and balls

4.49K Views0 Comments

All right, fellas, own up. Who’s drawn a bloody d**k and balls somewhere in recent memory? It’s always a bloody laugh to draw a random meat snorkel somewhere in a mate’s notepad, or to change their desktop background,...

Sheila demands resume from prospective dates, bloke nails it

31.77K Views0 Comments

As we’ve alluded to a few times now, the online dating pool is basically a bacteria-ridden pit of douchebags, psychos, crazy chicks and weirdos. Anyone left trying to seriously navigate it needs a bloody good system i...

Mum with baby on flight provides goodie bags for 200 passengers

15.25K Views0 Comments

Rightly or wrongly, babies on flights have become something of a public whipping boy in recent years. All too often, we hear about people who’ve acted like d**ks because a nearby baby has been noisy on the plane. The ...

Real-life Russian Mario Kart on a frozen river is f***en insane!

628 Views0 Comments

You know, every now and then we start to think about how we haven’t been across to Russia in a while and how we kinda miss those crazy b**tards and their over-the-bloody-top antics. Naturally, that means it’s only a m...