Coolest bloke on Earth shreds some Hendrix while skateboarding
When it comes to being rad, gnarly, and a fully-sick mad c**t, there are a couple of ways you can go. You can be the kind of dude or dudette who cruises through a city on their skateboard, or you can be a f**ken shredder on guitar. And when we say shredder, we’re not talking about playing a few chords of your fave Jack Johnson hit, we’re talking about ripping up a Dylan-cum-Hendrix classic on the axe. Of course, you could ascend past any of these superlatives and combine the two activities to become the coolest dude on earth.
To see exactly what we’re talking about, get your sh*t together and join us for a casual trip to downtown Brno in the Czech Republic. And I know you’re probably thinking that no one could be that cool, but erm, yeah, nah, you’d be wronger than a dingo’s donger.
Lukas Halfar is exactly that cool. He’s the guy on the skateboard with a guitar and what looks like a couple of Boss pedals. We’re joining him through what really is a nice leisurely skate through a fairly empty Brno.
There’s some suggestion the video must have been filmed early in the morning, and that’s fine with us. The lack of bustling crowds make this video almost relaxing and somewhat satisfying. The crisp sound of the wheels trundling along the paved roads, and the silky licks of a pretty damn fine cover of a f**ken classic tune, make this video a bloody good one.
As Lukas travels through the downtown area, you can see the locals just enjoying the morning. They’re looking at him like, ‘f**k yeah, what a fully-sick mad b*stard.’
And they’re not wrong are they?
Final thought: Lukas, you sir, are a top f**ken bloke. Deadset, too many kids these days seem to have bypassed rock and roll and neglected the obligation to pay their dues to the true masters of music, the lead guitarists of the classic rock era. Videos like this one might just sort ‘em out. Rock the f**k on, my friend. This beer’s for you!
P.S. How about some Acca Dacca in the next vid?
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