Canadian bloke gets bloody brilliant revenge on driver with frozen trash can
Yeah, nah, we all know that old adage about revenge being a dish that’s best-served cold, kinda like beer. Typically, though, that means you bide your time and wait for the perfect opportunity to royally f**k someone who’s been pissing you off. In the frozen climes of Canadia, however, it means you take advantage of the low temps to make sure people get what’s coming to them…
So this story comes straight out of Reddit’s ProRevenge subreddit, and it’s got all those things we’re talking about. And, yeah, deadset, like all good revenge stories, it starts with a bloke who’s kinda okay with helping someone out just so long as they’re not taking the piss.
As you’ll see from the story, the bloke who gets his revenge has been having some issues with a driver who keeps doing exactly that. Despite being told it’s fine to use old mate’s car park but to please stay off the grass, this driver was like, ‘Yeah, nah, f**k you.’
As you can imagine, it pretty quickly devolves into a bit of the old, ‘f**k you, nah f**k you, nah f**k you.’ Despite that, you kinda think it’s reaching rock-bottom when the owner of the car park chucks his bin there as a way to say, ‘Nah, dude, this f**k you is game over!’
Of course, it wasn’t game over. Just as rock beats scissors, vans beat bins, and the driver used his car to say that the game was still on. Considering this was after the driver had already had his boss called, you can see that it’s gonna take something pretty f**ken ice-cold to make him stop.
We shouldn’t worry, though. The home – and car park – owner had just the thing. Taking advantage of temperatures that could freeze the balls off a brass monkey, he filled the bin with ice and put it right back.
As you might expect, the driver just f**ken hammered into it. We’ll let you suss out what happens from there, but it makes for an interesting bit of, ‘yeah, nah, mate, f**k you. That’s game over!’
Final thought: Neighbourhood disputes can be a real pain in the cloaca, and if one in Canadia can get this out of hand, we reckon that some of you blokes and sheilas in the comments section will have some real doozies. Spill the beans, and let us know how you got your own revenge. Till then, f**ken hooroo, ya legends.
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