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Snake-handling preacher gets nailed by rattlesnake who thought Jesus would save him
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Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty well-renowned for our deadly snakes and legends like Steve Irwin who wrestle them. In the States though, there’s a group who do things a bit differently. They’re the snake-handling churc...
Guy turns up to a vegan festival to eat raw veal heart
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OK, so it’s no secret vegans cop a bad rap in many, many places. While they’re genuinely trying to do something to help the environment, mates and family can get tired of 'em talking about their veganism round the clo...
Mum uses mysterious beautiful fragrant “lump” in bathroom, then learns horrifying origins
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om Finds Mysterious Fragrant Lump In Her Bathroom, Then Realizes Something HORRIFYING Kids are f**ken gross, it’s not a secret. Whether they’re booger-eating little ferals, bratty little snot-faces or big acne-scar...
Some lucky bastards who survived lightning strikes have shown what it does to your skin
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F**k me dead, lightning is one of those forces of nature that you just shouldn’t be playing with. It’s like five times hotter than the sun, it’s full of electricity, it comes down from the sky like the hammer of f**ke...
Tomato grown from 150 year-old Abe Lincoln dump compared to modern tomato
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OK, we’ll be straight up with this one, we’re not gonna say this tomato is actually 100 per cent without a doubt and no possible bullsh*t grown from a bona fide Abe Lincoln turd; what we will say is that there’s a cha...
Mother squirts milk at strangers who complain about her breastfeeding in public
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Ah, breastfeeding. It really is one of those things that still divides society on a moral and ethical level. To some, it’s an act that, no matter how fundamental to parenting, should be performed discretely; preferabl...
Worms frozen in permafrost for over 40,000 years brought back to life by scientists
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G’day ladies and gents, how ya doing today? If you’ve ever woken up after a really bloody long sleep and felt a bit groggy, spare a thought for two Russian nematodes revived by scientists in Moscow. They’ve been broug...
Canadian startup company creates the world’s first cannabis beer
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Beer is a beautiful, beautiful thing. It’s already been with us for centuries, and it’ll undoubtedly be with us for many more, but if one Canadian company has their way, it’ll have a little bit of competition from an ...
Seven month old baby has amassed 40,000 Instagram fans for her mop of hair
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Most little blokes and blokettes are lucky to be born with even a few strands of hair. We usually come out of the baby cannon bald and gooey. Usually. Every now and then, nature will throw up a genetic variation. And ...
Good Samaritan chased by debt collectors after calling ambulance for a homeless man
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You know, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there are certain times in life when common sense would apply with no questions asked. And yeah, nah, yeah, you’d be forgiven, but you’d still be wrong. Take this for exam...
There is now a range of high heel crocs and they are outrageously expensive
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G’day ladies and wankers, how you going today? No matter, however you feel right now, these dashing new crocs are sure to lift your mood. Perfect for rocking high fashion while you shoot down to your local Coles to bu...
Ten photos of people already living in 3018
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We all like to think the year 2018 is pretty bloody advanced. I mean we’ve got the technology to let cars drive themselves, instantly send dick pics across the time and space, and stream movies and music on tiny devic...
Man’s ass falls out after sitting on the toilet too long playing games on his phone
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In horrifying news straight out of China, a man playing phone games on the toilet has suffered a terrible, terrible injury… We all know there’s nothing quite so relieving, relaxing and reliable as an after-work sh*...
Someone drew a penis so big it can be seen from space
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Anyone bloke who’s ever been to school has drawn a mighty schlong in someone else’s notepad. F**k, anyone who’s had a mate leave his or her notepad unguarded for as long as it takes to sketch a badly rendered beaver b...
‘Dead’ woman found alive in morgue fridge
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For some, the thought of being surrounded by dead bodies is a real fear. It’s even got a name: Necrophobia. Yep, for some reason, the idea of looking around a room and seeing nothing but lifeless corpses, toe-tagged a...
You can now buy beer made from vaginas
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Let’s not beat around the bush. You’ve read the headline and you know what the story’s about. Beer, meet vagina. Vagina, meet beer. Yeah, if you’ve ever been sitting back, sipping on a stubby on a Friday afternoon and...
Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold
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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...
Woman claims she has the “secret” to clearing up acne
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The beauty industry is full of bizarre and seemingly magical potions and concoctions that offer all sorts of benefits. Want better skin, drink this. Want fuller hair, spray this on it. Need whiter teeth, less zits or ...
Bloke serves his friends his own amputated foot tacos
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All right, all right, all right, you don’t have to say it. We’re way ahead of you. This one is toe-tally gross. It’s the story of a man who shattered every bone in his foot in a motorcycle accident and had it amputate...
Ozzy Sheila Arrested for Getting Pissed and Riding Her Horse to the Bottlo
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Bloody hell, this poor duck’s had a total f**king mare. During a night on the piss, she thinks she's figured out a way to outsmart the coppers and taken the horse instead of the car! The problem with that: she's still...
