Seven month old baby has amassed 40,000 Instagram fans for her mop of hair
Most little blokes and blokettes are lucky to be born with even a few strands of hair. We usually come out of the baby cannon bald and gooey. Usually. Every now and then, nature will throw up a genetic variation. And that’s certainly the case for this little newborn Japanese sheila, Chanco. Her mutant superpower: hair – and lots of it!
Baby Chanco was born with a full head of hair, and since day one, that sh*t has grown like grass in summer. There is just no stopping it! Have a geez at it will ya?
Now, before you say, “Yeah, nah, something ain’t right here, that just has to be a wig, because seriously, baby Chanco almost looks like Steve from Stranger Things with that hair-do,” take a step back. I’ll have you know it’s a bloody thing of beauty. Fortunately, Chanco’s olds know exactly what to do with her awesome hair. Exploit it for internet fame and fortune!
Chanco’s mum has set up an Instagram account of the hirsute little sheila. It’s called a ‘Hair Diary’, presumably because it details the exploits of that mop of hair. I imagine that considering Chanco is only seven months old it reads like this:
- Dear diary. I got some baby vomit in me. It was kinda gross but still kinda cute. It left me feeling conflicted.
- Dear diary. I’ve noticed I’m thinning out at the back. Must tell the baby not to always sleep on the same spot.
- Dear diary. Why am I sentient? This is quite the curse.
You get the idea.
Anyway, Chanco’s hair diary is a big hit with the online community. Posts regularly garner more than 10,000 likes from the page’s 40,000 followers, and considering the page is just photos of a baby with a full head of hair, you can’t help but be impressed.
Final thought: We all know you need a gimmick to make it online, but who’d have thought it’d be as simple as 9 months of severe indigestion and a baby that looks like it’s wearing Snake Jailbird’s mullet?
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