Mother squirts milk at strangers who complain about her breastfeeding in public
Ah, breastfeeding. It really is one of those things that still divides society on a moral and ethical level. To some, it’s an act that, no matter how fundamental to parenting, should be performed discretely; preferably in your own home. To others, it’s something natural and essential; something they have a divine right to do whenever they need to. Despite this, it’s pretty easy to see it’s something that just requires a little common sense from all involved. Which leads to this story…
G’day ladies and wankers, hope you’re feeling grouse! Today we’re heading off to the south-east of bloody England. We’re going all the way to Dartford in Kent, the county known as the ‘garden of England’ to be precise. Apparently, there’s a lovely little park there where some mums like to play with their kids while other mums feed theirs.
This, as you’d expect, has the potential to spark a heated conflict when the right people are involved. And er, yeah, nah, we’re not talking about level-headed people who can handle a sensitive issue with decorum and grace. Just to be clear, we’re talking about the completely opposite end of the spectrum.
As an anonymous Facebook post on the Dartford Gossip Page details, the first mum found herself incapable of ignoring the situation and not drawing everyone’s attention to the issue, probably by yelling, “HEY LOOK! A BREASTFEEDING MUM!!!” she did the ‘sensible’ thing. She challenged the breastfeeding mother.
Presumably, she said, “Oi Dingbat, put your bloody knockers away. Me kid’s over there trying to enjoy the summer sun and me husband’s not gonna be able to stand up for hours.”
This turn of events could go one of several ways. I can’t explain it better than old love in her Facebook post, so check this out: “I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f**k off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!”
Since the post was put online, the public verdict has come in hard and fast. Like a squirt from a super soaker, and it looks like most people think old love should have just minded her own business and deserved what she got!
Not quite machine-gun jubblies, but water-pistol ones at the very least. The humanity! The humanity!
Final thought: Every now and then we get a story on here that really doesn’t leave anyone looking good. This is one of them. I guess the moral of the story is this: if you see someone breastfeeding in public, leave ‘em alone. Not only is it none of your business, you might also get squirted with breast-milk.
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