Woman claims she has the “secret” to clearing up acne

Woman claims she has the “secret” to clearing up acne

The beauty industry is full of bizarre and seemingly magical potions and concoctions that offer all sorts of benefits. Want better skin, drink this. Want fuller hair, spray this on it. Need whiter teeth, less zits or bigger tits? Just rub this in and hey presto, Bob’s your uncle! That’s probably why the beauty industry turns over some $170 billion US dollar-doos a year. Well, once everyone sees this lady’s miracle beauty solution that figure’s going to drop massively…

That’s right, ladies and wankers, this charitable and knowledgeable sheila is gonna show you exactly how you can clear up your acne, make your skin glow and keep cancer at bay. All you need to do is drink a cup of your dog’s piss every day.

"Prepare for something truly reprehensible." Credit: Lynn Lew

“Prepare for something truly reprehensible.” Credit: Lynn Lew

F**ken take that, L’Oreal. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Proctor and Gamble. Suck on it, Estee Lauder. Once the world finds out they can just drink dog piss to keep themselves looking gorgeous, you’re gonna be in deep sh*t.

Noooooo. Credit: Lynn Lew

Noooooo. Credit: Lynn Lew

The video opens up on what looks like a pleasant park. It seems like the kind of place children play and loving couples enjoy wholesome picnics. In reality, it’s the kind of place where helpful women treat their dog like their personal tap and chug its pee-pee for personal gain.

‘Until I first drank my dog’s pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne,’ the woman says after finishing the cup. Dog pee also has vitamin A in it, vitamin E in it, and it has 10 grams of calcium, and it’s also proven to help cure cancer.’

I think I'm gonna be sick. Credit: Lynn Lew

I think I’m gonna be sick. Credit: Lynn Lew

Just to be clear, that claim’s pretty f**ken debateable. If it was proven, dogs would be a f**kload more expensive and their piss would cost you an arm and a leg as well as your dignity.

Anyway, what are you waiting for? If you want to look as gorgeous as the radiant piss-swilling beauty in the video, you know what you need to do. Take Fido out, fill up a glass with his piddle, and quaff it like your first brewski on a Friday night.

Vomit. Credit: Lynn Lew

Vomit. Credit: Lynn Lew

Final thought: Yeah, nah. Just, yeah, f**ken nah. It’s hard to watch, let alone even consider. Of course, if you are strapped for cash and figure your beauty products might be an area you can save, then bottoms up, buddy.

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H/T: Daily Mail.