Sheila who was married to ghost of 300 year old pirate issues warning after divorce
Argh, me hearties, make no mistake, the world be an interesting place in this day and age, and whether you’re scouring the seven seas for your soul mate and that one piece of booty you know you want to spend the rest of your life with, or whether you’re looking for someone special to find the X that marks the spot on your map of Tassie and fill your kraken, your options be many and varied. Just beware the danger posed by the spirits of the sea…
Yeah, so, er, rightio, we’ve got a cautionary tale here for you blokes and blokettes today. When you’re looking for love, be careful when dabbling in spirituality because it’s not something you want to mess with.
Don’t think this warning comes from us, though. Yeah, nah, we don’t give a sh*t. Irish Jack Sparrow impersonator, Amanda Sparrow Large is the one with the message for you. And to be fair to her, she should know. She’s just divorced her 300-year-old Haitian pirate ghost husband.
Before you just shake your head and dismiss Amanda’s story outright, hear her out. In 2014, Amanda met her ghost husband to be when he found his way into her treasure box one night while she was lying in bed. Apparently, he looks just like Jack Sparrow and was executed in the 1700s for piracy. From there, it didn’t take the pirate ghost long to steal her heart.
“He is dark-skinned and has jet-black hair, so he tells me,” she told the Irish Mirror. “I told him I wasn’t really cool with having casual sex with a spirit and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other. I wanted the big traditional wedding with the white dress. It was very important to me.”
The spiritual pirate was obviously okay with hooking up on that level, because shortly after, a shaman married the two in a boat in International waters off the coast of Ireland.
Now though, it’s all come crumbling down and their love has walked the plank. Posting on social media, she said, “So I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over. I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality, it’s not something to mess with…”
Final thought: Look, her reasons are a little vague, but it’s probably good advice. Don’t marry 300 year-old ghost pirates, okay.
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