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Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours
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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...
Croatian Firefighter’s response to emergency alarm during world cup penalty shootout goes viral
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This world cup has definitely been one to remember for many sets of fans. Sure, some blokes and blokettes might rather forget a few things, but on the whole, it’s been bloody grouse. One group of fans, perhaps more th...
Students surprise broke as f**k teacher who’s been sleeping in his classroom
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I’m not gonna f**ken lie to ya, teaching is a profession near and dear to my heart, so when I see that some poor b*stard in Brazil has effectively been squeezed out of three months’ worth of pay by his bosses but stil...
Stunning photos of Doctor passed out on the floor after performing 5 operations in 28 hours
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I’m pretty sure we’ve all felt the urge to sneak a cheeky kip at work in the past, but I’m also pretty certain most of us are a little bit less deserving than the Chinese doctor who’s gone viral. Luo Heng, the bloke i...
Diego the randy tortoise has f**ked so much he’s single-handedly saved his entire species
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Bloody shell! Talk about a monumental claim to fame. Diego is a type of Galapagos Tortoise known by scientific wankers everywhere as Chelonoidis hoodensis. Found only in the wild on the Island of Espanola, the species...
Man pays off mortgage after winning on one cent bet
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In a headshakingly humongous slice of blind luck, cheeky pommy b**tard Derek Marsden has had a f**ken screamer with his Goliath accumulator bet. Laying down just one penny, his series of wins left him needing a bloody...
Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold
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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...
Daughter Suffers Stage Fright During Ballet Performance But Dad Comes To The Rescue
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Anyone with daughters knows you’d do anything for them. If you want to see that in theory in action then read on, my friend, because the Dad in this video goes above and beyond to help his daughter beat her stage-frig...
Legendary fireman catches suicidal woman in mid air as she plummets
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Give it up for the fire brigade, ladies and gentleman! These true f**ken heroes risk their lives and put their bodies on the line to keep ordinary b*stards like you and I from burning to death on a daily basis. Anyone...
Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F**ken Tree
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Getting impaled doesn’t sound like much fun at all. In fact, it sounds pretty sh*t. In movies it’s reserved for the real f**khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warz...
Cool As F**k Bus-Driver Prevents Accident In London
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Imagine what it’s like to be cruising through city traffic on your moped in London. You’re weaving out of one lane and into the next, you’re passing buses and taxis, pedestrians are waiting playing real-life frogger a...
US Cop Called To Remove Homeless Man From Restaurant Takes A Different Direction Instead
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There’s a classic as f**k Robert Burns poem called To A Mouse about a little mouse whose nest is destroyed by a plough. Although you could argue it has some really f**ken tenuous links to homelessness – if you streeee...
Gamer loses fallout 76 bet on Reddit and takes the loss like a fucking boss
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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzyman Reviews, it’s a bloke who stands by their promises, keeps their word and mans the f**k up when the chips are down. It’s a sign of integrity. A sign of reliability. A sign o...
Parisian Spiderman climbs 4 storeys in seconds to save 4-year-old dangling from balcony
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One could be forgiven for expecting a Parisian superhero to be named Frog-Man. You’d rely on him to jump tall buildings with a single bound, lasso the f**k out of bad guys with his mad Gene Simmons tongue and sing lik...
Son shares mum’s moving letter “forgiving trumpet debt”
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“Not all heroes wear capes.” It’s an old saying, but after reading this letter from a music-store’s owner to a struggling mum, you’ll see that it’s far more than just a saying. It’s a bona-fide truth that helps many s...
Legendary Dad hailed a hero for blocking speed camera with umbrella
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Bloody hell, dads are the best! They’ve got the dad jokes, they’ve got the life advice, they’ve got the beards and they’ve got the dad bods. On top of that, they love to pull little stunts like the one in today’s vide...
Real life Spiderman scales burning building to save trapped sheila
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Is your spider-sense tingling? Are you ready for a taste of true heroism? Today’s video features a Burmese legend Peter-Parkering his way up a three-story building to save the poor sheila trapped inside. Chuck has the...
Bloke lives in a real-life sandcastle and avoids paying rent
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The phrase ‘living the dream’ is bandied around a fair bit. You’re having a Sunday sesh on a long weekend and the muso busts out some Barnesy – you’re living the dream! You’re chilling with your sheila and she offers ...
Perth Stadium’s First Streaker Set’s Up Go-Fund-Me Page To Pay His Fine
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When cheeky Ozzy larrikin Ben Jenkins entered Perth’s newest stadium, he did it with one thing on his mind: being the first streaker to grace (or shock) the Optus Stadium grass in his birthday suit! It’s probably f...
91 Year-Old Legend Fulfils His Dream of Crashing Through a Garage Door
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It’s bloody nice to have a dream. It’s even nicer to fulfil the b*****d. It gives you a great feeling of satisfaction, of accomplishment, and of the knowledge that you can see a task through to completion. If you ...
