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Fisherman jumps on entangled whale’s back, cuts it free

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F**ken right on, blokes and blokettes, you read that sh*t right. Get ready to stand up, clap out a round of applause, shout a fella a beer and make a toast to his heroic arse. Deadset, some blokes are born heroes, and...

Sheila dumps her cheating boyfriend in savage fashion at her own birthday party

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It’s only a couple of posts ago that we were talking about the dude who wrote his cheating girlfriend a ‘f**k you’ song. While that song certainly came with its own brand of scorn, it can’t compete with the cold-blood...

Bloke who accidentally discovers Hockey on TV for the first time goes viral with his comments

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There’s an old adage that we often find ourselves thinking about here at Ozzy Man Reviews. A bastardised version of it basically suggests that if you’re completely f**ken clueless about the things out there in the wor...

Bloke’s missus cheated on him & begged to have him back, instead he wrote this song

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Relationships are fickle things. Sometimes you can go from thinking the sun literally shines out of someone’s arse to paying a hitman to take them out for you. Not that we speak from experience, it’s just that er, yea...

Santa rips off beard and tells kids to ‘get the f*ck out’ in huge grotto meltdown

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Some actors take their craft pretty seriously. The history of the Oscars is the history of actors who’ve totally blurred the boundaries between their real-life personality and the character they’re playing in their la...

Russian TV shows off ‘robot’ that’s actually a man in a robot suit

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F**ken robots are pretty big business these days. And er, yeah, nah, we’re not talking about the kind that puts you out of work or the kind that sucks and f*cks, we’re talking about proper robots you can buy as friend...

Cops respond to noise complaint, end up playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate with offenders

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There’s a reason Nintendo holds a special place in the hearts of many. They’re really, really f**ken good at what they do. Fair dinkum, when it comes to incredible fun, games you can play over and over again, and fant...

Disabling one gene will let you eat as much as you want without becoming fat

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With the Christmas season coming up, you might be thinking about all the top-notch food you’re gonna f**ken smash while trying to ignore the reality that if you’re not smart about it, you’re probably gonna whack on a ...

Beijing is trying to rid city of Chinglish before 2022 Winter Olympics

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One of the greatest things about the language gap between China and the English-speaking world is the comedy generated by mistranslation. We’re all – as denizens of the internet – familiar with the old cliché of the t...

US bloke erects middle finger statue and points it directly at the local Council

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There’s really not too many bits of simple sign language as iconic and universal as the old middle-finger salute. Deadset, even the bloody Romans loved to flip the Digitus Impudicus at anyone deserving of it. It’s a b...

Wide Neck guy meets Long Neck guy

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These days, the very nature of the internet means that it’s perhaps easier than ever for people to get their fifteen minutes of fame. However, the payoff there is that the very thing people get famous for might not be...

Man discovers a family of mice living in his backyard, builds them an epic village

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not fooling anyone. All of you big cuddly b*stards know we really like our wildlife. On top of that, if you know us, you’ll know we don’t discriminate between Ozzy wildlife and the wild...

Legendary firefighter rescues cat from US wildfire, now she won’t leave him alone

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It’s pretty f**ken hard to find positive news stories in the wake of the fires that have torn through California in recent weeks. Having been racked by nasty-as-f**k fires ourselves on more than a few occasions, it’s ...

Ancient tablet contains first recorded customer complaint

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If you’ve ever been short-changed, ripped-off or sold an inferior product, you’ll know just how bloody frustrating going to the shops can be. Just today, I saw a mechanic have a proper f**ken whinge at the deli assist...

Autistic man sues gym after being called ‘stupid’, acts as own lawyer and wins

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We all know what it’s like to have some schmuck give you sh*t in front of people just so they can feel better about themselves. Most of the time it’s a sh**ty situation (a sh*tuation) and there’s not much you can do a...