All Feelings
Incredible moment soccer fan describes goal to blind cousin
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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, before we get into this story balls and all, let’s get one thing clear. Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty bloody aware that our national ‘football’ association insists that the sport is no...
Roger the Kangaroo dies aged 12
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It’s a bloody sad day here in Ozzyland. One of our most beloved roos, Roger the Hench Kangaroo, who was known to love crushing metal buckets, has finally kicked one. Yep, the buff red kangaroo who took the world by st...
Marvel Actors And Fans Pouring Tributes To Comic Book Legend Stan Lee
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This morning, the face and co-creator of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, passed at the age of 95. As you can imagine, tributes are pouring in, and there’s a bloody good reason for that. He just might have been the most loved...
Your relationship is making you fat: it’s science
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Those of you who are all loved up, and have been for a while, may have noticed there’s a little more cushion for the pushin’ lately. Even if you’re not – and are still so skinny dudes can smell the sh*t through your r...
Must read fart guide for every couple that sleeps in the same bed
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Ah, the humble fart. It doesn't really matter who you are or where you come from, you fart. And whether you call it a fluff, an air biscuit, brown thunder, a mud duck or - if you're a lady - whispering in your panties...
Chuck-E Cheese employees buy presents for kid after no one shows up to his birthday party
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G’day blokes and blokettes, how are you all? Bloody good, I hope. And even if you’re not, you’re probably feeling a bit better than the four-year-old little bugger who invited thirty people to his birthday party and h...
Student who walked 20 miles to his first day of work rewarded with new car by CEO
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Bugger me sideways, ladies and gents, but I sh*t you not; the kid in this story has displayed some f**ken hardcore resilience, dedication and commitment. I bet you he’s bloody stoked he did though. His new boss is so ...
Students surprise broke as f**k teacher who’s been sleeping in his classroom
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I’m not gonna f**ken lie to ya, teaching is a profession near and dear to my heart, so when I see that some poor b*stard in Brazil has effectively been squeezed out of three months’ worth of pay by his bosses but stil...
Legendary fireman catches suicidal woman in mid air as she plummets
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Give it up for the fire brigade, ladies and gentleman! These true f**ken heroes risk their lives and put their bodies on the line to keep ordinary b*stards like you and I from burning to death on a daily basis. Anyone...
Son shares mum’s moving letter “forgiving trumpet debt”
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“Not all heroes wear capes.” It’s an old saying, but after reading this letter from a music-store’s owner to a struggling mum, you’ll see that it’s far more than just a saying. It’s a bona-fide truth that helps many s...
Bloke pranks his drink driving friend into thinking he’s been in a 10 year coma
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What do you do when your mate won’t stop hitting the sauce and getting behind the steering wheel? Well, if you’re the bloke behind this prank, you scare the f**k out of him and give him something to think about before...
IKEA asked students to bully a plant for 30 days to see whether it would wither
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We’ve long known that plants respond well to positivity and kind words while they wilt and die when exposed to negativity and ridicule, and a recent Ikea experiment designed to teach kids the harmful effects of bullyi...
Bloke Spends Week Alone To Prove How Dangerous Loneliness Can Actually Be
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You know, sometimes the thought of a week alone sounds like a pretty bloody good thing, but you’ve got to ask yourself – does your understanding of the word ‘alone’ actually take into account foregoing your social med...
Bloke Gets Brutally Friend Zoned During Awkward Kiss Cam Segment
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We all know that guys are supposed to be tough. We know they’re supposed to be able to brush off emotion as weak-as-piss. We know they’re supposed to see pain as only something that’ll pass like a mild bout of the ru...
Touching Moment When An Orangutan Meets a Burn Victim At The Zoo
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Sometimes a video just tickles you right in the feels. More often than not videos like that involve animals, sick or injured people or incredible interactions. This video has all three. Back in 2015, Darci Mille...
Groom Gets Revenge On Cheating Bride By Sharing X-Rated Footage at Their Wedding
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Weddings are supposed to be pretty bloody special affairs. They’re things of beauty, romantic outings full of joy and love. And that’s exactly how it should be. They are, after all, days meant to celebrate the coming ...
Entire College Campus Uses Snapchat To Help Bring These Strangers Together
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It seems that more and more these days finding love, finding someone to cuddle up to, finding someone to Netflix and bloody chill with is all about getting online. It only makes sense. Millennials and old folks ali...
Collection Of Tweets Perfectly Describe The Experience Of Being Married
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Marriage. I might not actually be married, but I do have a gorgeous fiancée and we live in the same house so I’m going to go right ahead and assume I’m qualified to talk about this. One of the real joys of knowing so...
Old Dude Riding The Subway REFUSES To Be Intimidated By Man Claiming To Have Killed His Parents
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Here in Straya, we don’t actually have Subway systems, so our only knowledge of them comes from movies and the internet. That might be why the average Ozzy bloke or Ozzy sheila could be forgiven for thinking, yeah, na...
Guy Sets Up GoFundMe For Damages Caused By Tinder Date’s Horror Toilet Accident
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Every now and then the news sees fit to drop the kind of story that melts hearts, that touches souls, that changes lives. This... this, is not that kind of story. Nope, this is a story about a Tinder date gone awry...
