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Pizza guy arrested after video of him “making pizzas” goes viral online
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G’day, ya big bloody wankers! How ya going today? We’re going pretty good here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s just about pizza-time and we all know how good a piping hot, freshly made pizza is. Pizza’s one of the few foods...
Bloke recreates Lord of the Rings scene with 150,000 Lego masterpiece
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Farken hell! Sometimes you look at a lego build and think, hang on ya hairy-toed wanker, you’ve gotta be Tolkien the piss with this one. This, this, is one of those builds. And let’s start by saying f**ken well done o...
F*cken brilliant tattoos that come to life when bending limbs
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It’s been a while since I picked up a Mad Magazine, but do they still have those awesome folding images inside the back cover? Oh, the times we had folding the f**k out of magazines in the newsagent – usually before c...
Uber passenger drives himself home from airport after driver was too drunk
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It’s probably fair to say Uber has had a decent few years. Yeah, they’ve had some hiccups and they’re not allowed to operate in some places, but in our neck of the woods at least, you don’t often hear folks say they’r...
Some of the creepiest moments in Reddit history
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G’day ya bloody larrikins. How the f**k are ya? Me, I’m good. I’ve just come out of a DEEP rabbit-warren of Reddit threads and I’m blinking in the sunlight. It’s nice to know you’re all out here because, f**k me dead,...
Scientists have confirmed where you should go during a zombie apocalypse
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F**ken zombies! The walking dead! Skels! Shamblers! Biters! Lurkers! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, they’re a tonne of fun when it comes to fiction, and they always make for a great theoretical conversation about how yo...
The terrifying moment bloke feeds grasshopper to spider
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We’ve spoken before on this very website about spiders and the fact that they are f**ken machines when it comes to killing the sh*t out of their prey, terrifying wives and girlfriends everywhere, and looking like they...
Bloke reckons he’s found the Aussie “Yowie” Bigfoot
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The bigfoot! The sasquatch! The abominable f**ken snowman! You’ve probably heard of these famous bloody cryptids. Most people have. What you might not realise is that we’ve got our own version here in Ozzyland. Nah, y...
Your relationship is making you fat: it’s science
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Those of you who are all loved up, and have been for a while, may have noticed there’s a little more cushion for the pushin’ lately. Even if you’re not – and are still so skinny dudes can smell the sh*t through your r...
Biggest ever bath-bomb chucked into swimming pool
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G’day, blokes and blokettes, how ya bloody doing ya big bloody dickheads? We’ve had a long, hard day at work here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we need a nice relaxing soak in some nice relaxing bath salts, to help gee us ...
Fed up cyclist attaches air-horn to bike to get pedestrians to move out of the way
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Everyone knows there are loads of benefits to riding a bike as a mode of transport. Obviously, you save money on fuel, it’s great for your health, the environment appreciates it, and you help eliminate at least a litt...
Van hurtles straight into roundabout like a f*cken game of Mario Kart
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Throughout our recent history, people have searched for ways to fly. Ways to reach the heavens. Ways to reach for the sky, leave the ground behind, and say “Seeya later, bitches, I’m a f**ken duck now and it’s high ti...
Mark Wahlberg’s daily routine is f*cken outrageous
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From the outside looking in, it’s pretty f**ken easy to talk sh*t about celebrities and their routines. After all, these lucky lotto-winning b*stards have all the free time and money in the world to pump iron, eat sup...
Satanic letter written by possessed nun has been decoded
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Fark, cobbers, get your rosary beads, holy water and crucifixes ready, because this story is all about that creepy demonic sh*t! That’s right, with The Nun scaring the bejesus out of cinema-goers; we’ve come across th...
Russia is opening a Jurassic Park-Style cloning facility to revive extinct species
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OK, ladies and gentlemen, rightio, sheilas and wankers, it’s time we set the record straight. We hear that it’s a bad idea to revive long-extinct species too bloody often. We’re told that what’s dead should stay dead ...
Tesla billionaire Elon Musk gets blazed with Joe Rogan
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You’ve probably heard of Elon Musk. He’s kind of a big deal in the world of technology and engineering. His public image as the brains behind a socially responsible company that likes to think about sustainable and ef...
Sheila caught on CCTV camera pumping a massive sh*t on stranger’s driveway
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Living in a world where you could be on camera at pretty much any given time has its ups and downs. For an up, just consider you’re caught in some sort of accident or implicated in some sort of crime, but the CCTV foo...
Get some perspective: These things happened at the same time
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History is one of those funny things that seems pretty straightforward – and it kinda is when you’re looking at it in a ‘this sh*t happened in the past’ sorta way. But when you’re looking at things that happened concu...
These baristas serve coffee in nothing but skimpy bikinis
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If you like a double-shot with your coffee, then you might want to check out Bikini Beans Espresso in the US. Bikini Beans Espresso is the place to go. It’s got small cups, medium cups, large cups and d-cups. Nah, yea...
Russian Deep-Sea Fisherman Catches Some F**ked Up Sh*t!
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The deepest darks of the ocean are often cited as the last frontier on our big wet planet. They’re supposed to shelter some potentially terrifying beasties that look like they’ve fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every...
