Biggest ever bath-bomb chucked into swimming pool

Biggest ever bath-bomb chucked into swimming pool

G’day, blokes and blokettes, how ya bloody doing ya big bloody dickheads? We’ve had a long, hard day at work here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we need a nice relaxing soak in some nice relaxing bath salts, to help gee us up for more of what the internet’s throwing at ya? Now, if you’re anything like us, you’ve probably seen Shazza buy some weird gobstopper looking things called bath bombs before. Well, this video shows what happens when the world’s biggest bath bomb gets chucked in a swimming pool…

Mixing it up. Credit: Vat19

Mixing it up. Credit: Vat19

Right, let’s start with the obvious. You might not actually know what bath bombs do. Usually, these mystical objects of whimsy are purchased to sit next to other unopened bath bombs in a basket next to some candles that will never be lit. F**k me, chicks are weird. Could you imagine buying a carton of beer just to look at? F**k no!

Yeah, it's pretty big, I guess. Credit: Vat19

Yeah, it’s pretty big, I guess. Credit: Vat19

Anyway, this video shows you what bath bombs actually do when you chuck ‘em in water. They fizz a bit, apparently. I mean, they’re no f**ken berocca or anything, but they make soapy bubbles. You know, sorry to be a naysayer from the ivory tower, but there’s a cheaper way to make bubbles in the bath.

Anyway, the crew in this video have the grand idea of making the world’s biggest bath bomb and dropping it into the swimming pool. It’s fair to say that Dad is gonna be f**ken pissed when he finds out. Eventually, after blending a metric f**k-tonne of citric acid, corn starch and baking soda, they dump it into the pool.

Um, yay? Credit: Vat19

Um, yay? Credit: Vat19

It sorta fizzes and bubbles a bit, and then it turns the pool water black. F**ken grouse. There are still big gross chunks of it floating around when the kids and everyone jump in the pool. It looks like they’re having a good time, but to be fair, they’ve got a big f**ken clean-up job on their hands. It’s not like they can just pull the plug.

Looks gross. Credit: Vat19

Looks gross. Credit: Vat19

Final thought: This is a vid that sounds great, but in reality probably shows that you could make a video of paint drying exciting if you whacked a montage in there, dubbed in some upbeat music and included happy people in colourful shirts. Well, you could try. It’d still probably end up more disappointing than that time you put your finger through the toilet roll and touched your own sphincter. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all!

PS…who the f**k still has a bath apart from kids under the age of five?

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