Pizza guy arrested after video of him “making pizzas” goes viral online
G’day, ya big bloody wankers! How ya going today? We’re going pretty good here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s just about pizza-time and we all know how good a piping hot, freshly made pizza is. Pizza’s one of the few foods that, unless you’re a bloody pro, you just have to get takeaway. Sure, we all know that making pizza’s a piece of piss, but there’s something about a store-bought pie that you just can’t beat. Thank god that Hollywood notion of ratbag teenagers spitting on ya food is a load of old horsesh*t though. That’s one thing that could really ruin the experience.
Ah, f**ken wait a minute! Hold up, hold up. Don’t go ahead and order that pizza just yet. It seems that some dodgy b*stards actually do pull the old ‘spit on the pizza’ trick. That’s f**ked. In video released recently, you can watch a pizza dude from Comerica Park ballpark in Detroit, spit on a pizza base before adding sauce.
Fortunately, the grub responsible for it has since been fired – and arrested – but some poor f**ker had to eat that. It’s enough to make ya bloody skin crawl. Quinelle May, who filmed the video nasty, said the bloke in the video has done it to other pizzas as well!
Apparently, local Detroit news outlet, WXYZ, said police have stated the kid doing the spitting, Jaylon Kerley could face charges and May reckons he has been arrested.
The owners of the pizza joint released a statement saying, “As soon as we became aware through social media of potential food tampering Friday night, we immediately closed that food stand and disposed of all the product. Food safety is our top priority and we will take any appropriate action necessary to protect our guests.”
That’s not where the story ends for May though. She claims she’s had her job at the same pizza place threatened for sharing the video to social media. There’s more to it, but one prominent quote of hers regarding the issue is this one: “The customers don’t deserve this!! This is disgusting! And for the company to threaten me and let me go for exposing this video to the fans is also disgusting!”
Make of that what you will.
Final thought: We know it’s probably a rarity, but sh*t like this really does make you reconsider ordering the takeaway. Even in an age with constant video surveillance, you can never be sure that some smartarse kid isn’t hocking a loogie on your din-dins. That’s sh*t.
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