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Has KFC’s Twitter account revealed the 11 secret herbs and spices?
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If you know even a single f**ken thing about KFC, it’s probably that the fast-food juggernaut and staunch hero of the notion that fast food shouldn’t be healthy is pretty f**ken secretive about its ingredients. Yeah, ...
Paddy the Baddy fights 10 marines – and the result is ‘staggering’
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For fans of the UFC, Paddy the Baddy is a known quantity, and he’s one that people seem to bloody love. If you’re not sure who he is, then you need to unf**k that. Deadset, as well as being a serious fighter, he’s a t...
‘Time traveller from 2671’ reckons an alien invasion is f**ken imminent!
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Let’s be honest, we all know that the folks who take to social media to claim they come from the future are either a few circuits short of a flux capacitor or in it for the laughs, but if you’re anything like us, you’...
Sheila stunned after finding face of Elvis in her McDonalds sauce
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If you lot have heard of pareidolia, you’ll be familiar with the concept of seeing faces in places where they don’t or shouldn’t exist. As you’ll know, that s**t happens all the time. We see faces in trees, clouds, an...
Robbie Williams halts halfway through new song to remind audience of his old stuff
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One of the greats of alternative Aussie music once sang I like your old stuff better than your new stuff. We reckon the reason that song did so well is because it’s a concept we can all get behind. Deadset, unless you...
Brutal Cyclist and spectator collision at finish line in Canary Islands race
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When it comes to epic stacks, it’s pretty hard to go past cycling. Yeah, nah, obviously, we’re not talking about the potential injuries, but there’s something about the limbs going everywhere, the bike crumpling, and ...
Floyd Mayweather’s Bodyguard KO’d by Japanese kickboxer Kouzi
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If you’re anything like us, you might automatically assume that anyone who bodyguards for someone like Floyd Mayweather would be pretty handy because, well, what’s the point otherwise. So when we heard that Mayweather...
Fishing world rocked by cheating scandal in the US
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Everyone knows that one of the most frustrating things in any competitive endeavor is bad sportsmanship. At best, it’s mildly frustrating, but at worst, when it becomes outright cheating, people get f**ken pissed. Yea...
Sheila with pierced eyelids reckons it’s way easier to deal with than you’d think
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we f**ken love that we live in a world where people are free to express themselves in awesome ways. One of the things we love most is body modification. Not because we’d necessarily opt to do...
Chess Grandmaster denies using anal beads to beat five-time world champion opponent
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We’re not gonna lie, we f**ken love sport, but most of the time, the dramas are so bloody boring that they’re only made fun with a bit of over-the-top sensationalism. Occasionally, though, a bit of controversy crops u...
Remains of 17th Century Vampire found in Poland
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The f**ken old days were great weren’t they. Think about it, back in the day, you didn’t have science to help you make sense of s**t, so you didn’t have to worry about facts or common-sense. Yeah, nah, you just got to...
TikTok mum busts her six-year-old son using her donger as a punching bag
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If you’ve ever been a kid, you’ll know that with just a little imagination, you can make any random object something magical and fun. Yeah, nah, deadset, in the fertile mind of an entertainment-seeking child, a stick ...
Aussie bloke who went to school with King Charles still has stolen clippings of his hair!
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One of the great things about big world events is that they bring the hangers-on and weirdos outta the woodwork. Deadset, gossip magazines are having a field day right now, as everyone who once had a tangential relati...
Angry neighbor tapes dog poo and note to wall after dog keeps defecating on his lawn
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Mate, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re f**ken big advocates of responsible pet ownership. We reckon that if you get yourself a pet, you need to look after it in a way that’s respectful to it – and the people in your ne...
Chimpanzee escapes Ukraine zoo, avoids keepers, gives up in exchange for a rain jacket
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As much as we seriously love our Aussie critters, we’ve gotta admit to being a little bit jealous that we don’t have apes. Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, bloody chimpanzees will always get us f**ken excited. Whether they’re ...
Sheila celebrates bareknuckle KO victory by flashing crowd
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We seem to talk a lot these days about the celebrity side of the various fighting codes, but real fight fans know the best events are still in the fights between proper fighters. And look, we don’t mean that as any di...
F#@*en hectic GTA style robbery on the streets of New York
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Mate, we don’t know about you lot, but we’ve played a fair bit of GTA over the years. Yeah, nah, deadset. For us, though, that was where the carjacking, the brazen robbery, and the f**ken violence stopped. Nah, we’ve ...
‘It’s Corn’ song hits Spotify and the ‘It’s Corn’ kid is sharing in the revenue!
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As you know, we’re often sharing videos of epic trips to Destination F**ked, hectic animal attacks, brutal street-fights, and dumb people doing dumb things. Despite that, it’s no secret we love the wholesome s**t the ...
Bloke sets world record by floating downriver in a massive pumpkin
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World records are f**ken great! Deadset, not only do they recognise amazing achievements, but they truly show us that talent is a diverse concept that we can’t limit to certain fields. Yeah, nah, there are amazing wor...
Mark Zuckerberg reveals his MMA skills in sparring video
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These days, it seems like every bloody social media celebrity is getting into MMA or boxing, so it was probably only a matter of time before Zuckerberg, the prototype social media owner, got in on the act. And wouldn’...
