Cheeky Monkey has a squiz down woman’s top
If you ask us, there’s no doubt about it, monkeys are dirty little buggers. Yeah, deadset, they’ve obviously got a reputation as cheeky bloody critters, but if you’ve ever been to Bali and seen the monkey temple, you’ll know that they’re not exactly the sort of animal you can call wholesome. Deadset, they’ve got no shame, and in a place they’re routinely fed by tourists who are pretty blatantly warned that feeding ‘em’s not worth it, they’ve got no fear of humans either. Jill Porter found that s**t out the hard way…
Yeah, nah, the sheila recently took a trip to Ubud in Bali. While she was there, she did what f**ken hundreds of other tourists do, and made the visit to the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary.
Now, we don’t know what the critters are like in Jill’s hometown of Castlerock in Northern Island, but we’d be surprised if the locals were as forward as this Balinese long-tailed monkey.
Right after trying to unzip her shorts, the little s**t just about goes the motorboat. Have a f**ken look at him. He tugs on her shirt, yanks her hair, and then sticks his face right in there. That sort of behaviour’d get most people arrested.
Jill reckons she was ‘quite scared’ at the time. And we don’t blame her. We know people who’ve been bitten by the little c**ts, and while it’s funny, they needed a solid course of injections when they got home.
Jill says, “You are warned to remain calm if they approach you, but I was quite shocked. I think the monkeys were possibly hungry and just looking for food.”
Final thought: That last comment explains it. The monkey thought Jill was hiding a bunch of bananas there. He wasn’t trying to go the motorboat at all. He was looking for bananas. Cheeky bugger.
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