This bloody fish has baffled the internet with its weird ‘human’ lips!
We bloody love it when we get to share a bit of wildlife with you lot here on our site, and that’s why we’re a bit stoked about today’s piece. It’s all about an innocent little fish that’s set the internet on fire with its big plump lips. Yeah, nah, check it out.
Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, if you’re something of an amateur ichthyologist, you might already know that this gorgeous bugger is a triggerfish. If you’re an advanced ichthyologist, you might know that there are about forty species of the bloody things and that they’re found in seas all over the world.
bibir dia lagi seksi dari aku 😭 pic.twitter.com/zzq8IPWzvD
— RaffNasir• (@raffnasir_) July 2, 2020
This mf got teeth??? Damn!!
— MJ (@moyyo_) July 3, 2020
Apparently, they have a strong-as-f**k jaw with teeth that are adapted for crushing shells. We’re not sure whether that affects their lips and makes sure those f**kers are plumper than a porker’s posterior, but we may as well hazard a guess, and say yeah, f**k yeah, of course they are.
It has te te tee teeth.
It has teeth!! pic.twitter.com/w2YVGwqknK
— The Woo (@No2dBle) July 3, 2020
— ken (@KenkenLegada) July 2, 2020
There’s a tonne of other reasons they’re a pretty interesting fish, not least their tendency to have a f**ken crack at anyone who comes to close to their nest, but the reason we’re talking about them is the one that’s gone viral.
Angelina Jolie is shaking
— jidregen-san (@helmychicken) July 2, 2020
— fatimahh sangat kacak (@bdzassgirl) July 2, 2020
and that’s on bloop bloop pic.twitter.com/UFmL5K324R
— 𝓂𝒾𝒸𝒽 (@passionberryy) July 3, 2020
Twitter user Raff Nasir uploaded a couple of happy snaps of one of the fish, captioning it with a bit of a memory. He said, “”bibir dia lagi seksi dari aku” – which translates to “Her lips are hotter than mine”.
— Richy 🔜 EDC 🤪 (@richy__ramirez) July 3, 2020
Real definitely, caught this in cape cod last year pic.twitter.com/dhMr8v81vU
— Fadi Ghanem (@fadighanem) July 16, 2020
Have a look at some of the tweets we’ve posted here for you to see how the internet’s reacted.
Fish got hit w the monsters inc. machine pic.twitter.com/mwBGLx2Isa
— Qountry_Boy (@Ray_B_II) July 2, 2020
— ＥήΔ 🐣🌻 (@iAmBlackEna) July 3, 2020
That’s how everybody was looking when they was sucking them cups and trying to get them Kylie lips 👄
— Bootsy Calico (@bcherry2309) July 14, 2020
Final thought: We’re not gonna go saying s**t about Nasir’s lips, but we’re in agreement with most of Twitter that this fish has got some fat f**ken lips. Have a squiz and let us know whether you reckon we’re right or wrong with our evolution guess.
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