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Bloke Gets Sick Of Australian NBN Internet, Builds His Own Broadband Network Instead

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I don’t think I’m saying anything controversial when I mention that Ozzyland’s internet speeds leave a lot to be desired (that’s a polite way of saying they’re fair dinkum f***ed). If you’ve travelled anywhere oversea...

This Bloke’s Ex Sent Him An Apology Letter And He Sent It Back Graded

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Being cheated on ranks up there with the biggest hurts a dude (or dudette) can experience. The betrayal, the shock and the anger all combine to build a nasty little gut punch that can leave you in quite the forlorn st...

Top Bloke Finds Iguana 4 Miles Out to Sea, Takes Him To Safety

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Imagine finding an iguana 4 miles out to sea and giving it a ride back to land. That’s exactly what happened when Steve from Key West Kayak Fishing was heading home from an offshore fishing trip. I bloody love bloo...

Guy Gets The Same Tattoo As His Dog Without Knowing What It Really Means

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I’m not sure what the greatest thing about the internet is, but I know that dodgy f*****g tattoos have to be right up there. As the kind of guy who’s always loved laughing at the misfortune of others, I find there’s s...

The ‘Best Weatherman Ever’ Has Won An Award For This Viral Hurricane Irma Report

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Yeah, nah, what the f*** is this three hurricanes at once sh** that Mother Nature is throwing at us now?  Seriously, that sh** just ain’t cricket.  I mean, Mother Nature or Gaia the Earthmother or whatever the bloody ...

Bloke Comes Up With Incredible Scheme For Smuggling Alcohol Into Festivals

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It doesn’t take a genius to work out that festival booze usually sucks a fat one.  It’s usually weak as p***, it’s usually so expensive you need a second mortgage just to get a buzz on and the bars are usually located...

Dad Recreates Daughter’s Selfies And Now Has Twice As Many Followers

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All right, hands up if you’ve got a dad who just loves to embarrass the living sh** out of you? It just seems like something changes in men once they become fathers. Apart from getting their dad-joke certification, th...

Rare Steve Irwin Footage Reveals The One Animal He Wouldn’t Wrangle

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Steve Bloody Irwin. It goes without saying the man is a true legend here in Oz. He’s remembered as a good-natured larrikin, a warrior for conservation, and an all-round top bloke. I actually know a bloke who fo...

John Cena Brought To Tears By Make-A-Wish Children Who Surprised Him

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In this corner, weighing in at two-hundred and fifty one pounds, we have John Cena, undisputed king of the WWE. In the opposite corner, for a very special two vs one contest, we have your heart strings and your tear d...

Bloke Who Survived Severe Burns Now Rocks This Awesome Costume At Parties

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Everyone loves a feel good story. And here on Ozzy Man Reviews we love giving you the kind of story that makes you sit up, say “f*** yes, what a champion, someone buy that bloke a beer!”  And this story is all abou...

Russel Howard Makes “Disabled Joke” About Audience Member, Turns Out She Is Disabled

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Ever made a joke at someone’s expense, only to realise that person is standing right behind you? Well British comedian Russel Howard knows how it feels do that in front an entire theatre of people, live on television....

Blokes Brilliant Idea For Paramedics and Emergency Services Goes Viral

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British OzzyMan Army member and all round good bloke Michael Veater, has sparked an Internet wide conversation on paramedics and emergency services having to wait inline for coffee (among other things). Sitting...

Woman Who Went Commando On Fun Fair Ride Panics As She Loses Her Pants

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Are you planning a fun and semi-romantic date to a carnival or local fair? Have you considered telling your significant other to ensure they wear underwear, or are you planning for some easy-access fun? Apparently if ...

Bloke Climbs Building Balcony To Rescue A Dog

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This was some suspenseful shit. I dunno how the dog ended up in such a pickle, but it appears to be stuck in the railing of a balcony and lots of folks have noticed. A crowd has gathered. I believe this vid was shot...

Kevin Spacey Pranks People Filming A Commercial

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Kevin Spacey is one of those actors that's impossible not to like. Even if a script or an overall movie is shit he seems to always come out unscathed and having put in a decent effort. You can always say, "well, yeah...