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Girl gives creepy guys her mates number – he roasts them one by one

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Apparently, life as a girl can be pretty tough at times. From what I hear, some of it just seems like such a rigmarole. Of course, one thing that makes life a bit tougher for girls, is the way some dudes behave toward...

A sh*tscared Will Smith bungee jumps from a helicopter to celebrate 50th birthday

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Let’s start this one by saying, holy f**ken sh*tballs, Will Smith is 50! I would ask how that’s possible, but the obvious answer is that the relentless march of the years never stops and that’s just depressing as f**k...

Aussie bloke launches himself off bridge to deliver beers to his mates

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Everyone knows that there’s nothing quite like a day out with the boys. It exists somewhere there in its own world of f**ken awesome – as long as you’ve got the beers to back it up. Whether you’re chilling on the porc...

Bloke recreates Lord of the Rings scene with 150,000 Lego masterpiece

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Farken hell! Sometimes you look at a lego build and think, hang on ya hairy-toed wanker, you’ve gotta be Tolkien the piss with this one. This, this, is one of those builds. And let’s start by saying f**ken well done o...

Jack Black’s celebration for receiving Hollywood star was brilliant

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Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that Jack f**ken Black has carved his own specific niche in Hollywood. From Tenacious D to Anchorman, from School of Rock to Goosebumps, and from Kung Fu Panda to Be Kind Rewind, h...

F*cken legend saves dogs from certain death in hurricane florence floodwaters

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We’ve mentioned before that flooding is a f**ken nasty business. When those waters come rushing in, sweeping all before them and destroying houses and homes; the helicopters fly overhead to rescue the lucky ones, and ...

Bloke builds his own flying drone car after getting the sh*ts with traffic

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Traffic is a f**ken son of a bitch. You’d be hard pressed to find a feeling more disappointing than the one that sinks to your gut after you turn onto the highway and realise you’re now sitting in traffic. Of course, ...

Bloke jumps into the water to catch unhooked fish with his bare hands

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Mate, if there’s one thing you can’t take away from mankind, it’s the fact that although we might have diversified into a beautiful and multifarious race of couch potatoes, vegans, vegetarians, gourmands, and opportun...

The comedy of errors behind Warrnambool’s new wombat mural

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Some things are just meant to happen. Call it fate, call it destiny, call it whatever you want, but when circumstances conspire to create something awesome – like the Warrnambool wombat – you’ve just gotta nod your he...

This artist’s painting style perfectly captures what blurry vision is like

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Not to come across like a trendy wanker or anything, but one of the great things about art is that it captures the feelings and experiences of different people and presents them to the world. It’s a pretty f**ken loft...

Brazilian surfer breaks world record with f*cken monster wave

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When it comes to surfing, there’s nothing quite as awe-inspiring as one gnarly dude or one bodacious babe catching a f**ken tidal wave and gliding across it like a bloody boss. In an incredible feat, Brazilian surfer,...

That f*cken legend Photoshop guy strikes again

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You’ve probably seen some of renowned internet troll James Fridman’s work on the internet before. It’s gone viral on a few occasions because of its excellent use of straight-up literal interpretations of fan requests....

Legendary bloke who planted a tree every day for 40 years has created an unbelievable forest

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True dedication, that undying commitment to a goal, is a rare trait. Sure, there are blokes and blokettes out there who work hard for things and devote plenty of time to them, but how many of you can say you know some...

10 year old boy left horrified by barber’s brilliant prank

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We love a bloody good prank here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s one of the reasons we got into this gig in the first place. Watching people pull awesome pranks on each other and reviewing the sh*t out of them is as big a p...

Legendary dog surfs as therapy to recover from attack that scarred him

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Dogs are bloody awesome and everyone knows it, but every once in a while, the internet brings up a dog who really steps things up a notch. With that in mind, meet Jojo. This legend of a doggo has 75 thousand Instagram...

Biker brilliantly confronts SUV driver who tries to cut traffic

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Ladies and wankers, if you need any more proof that drivers these days are getting more entitled, more likely to take risks, and less likely to give a f**k, you only need to watch this video. Thankfully, there are som...

Cristiano Ronaldo leaves incredibly generous tip at Greek hotel he stayed at

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Cristiano Ronaldo is one of those blokes who is really f**ken good at kicking a ball into a big net. Whether there’s anyone better at putting the onion in the onion bag than old Ronnie is debatable, but one thing is c...

Student who walked 20 miles to his first day of work rewarded with new car by CEO

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Bugger me sideways, ladies and gents, but I sh*t you not; the kid in this story has displayed some f**ken hardcore resilience, dedication and commitment. I bet you he’s bloody stoked he did though. His new boss is so ...

Teen outed and mocked by restaurant online after paying for meal with coins

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Bloody hell! Talk about ungrateful. A young bloke shouting his mate a free lunch with all the quarters he’d earned as a tip at his own job has been called out and shamed by the Lynchburg restaurant they ate at despite...

Superhero Dad saves kids from being hit by car with lightning reflexes

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Holy f**king sh*tballs, Batman, the difference between life and the horrifying death of two tiny tots is about the width of a c**t-hair in this one. Check out the lucky-as-f**k save from the bloody superhero of a mech...