Girl gives creepy guys her mates number – he roasts them one by one

Girl gives creepy guys her mates number – he roasts them one by one

Apparently, life as a girl can be pretty tough at times. From what I hear, some of it just seems like such a rigmarole. Of course, one thing that makes life a bit tougher for girls, is the way some dudes behave towards them – particularly when they’re trying to impress her, pick her up, or (f**ken seriously), get her to go home with them. Have a look at this next story, and tell us that any girl should have to put up with this sh*t, and that those guys aren’t creepy as f**k.

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Right, so, one of the things that girls actually have to deal with in the real world is dudes asking for their number so incessantly that the girls actually feel pressured to handing it over when they don’t want to. First of all, what the actual f**k? Secondly, were these people raised or dragged up? No means no, dudes. F**ken deal with it. Rejection is a character-builder.

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Anyway, the girl this article is kind of about is one of those girls who seems to attract a lot of blokes who can’t take no for an answer. We’ve no idea why that is (well, apart from some guys being douchebags), but in the end, she got permission from one of her male friends to hand out his number instead. This makes for some pretty funny text exchanges when dudes find out that not only have they been flicked to the left, they’ve also been sending creepy messages to another dude.

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

The legendary bloke helping the girl out goes by the online name of Ashontez. He says he told the girl to use his number after she had to have the police intervene after she blocked a guy from messaging and texting her.

Anyway, you can read the text exchanges here. As we mentioned above, tell us these guys don’t deserve everything they get.

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Credit: Ashontez

Final thought: You know, sometimes you just have to stop and ask yourself, if someone pulled this sh*t on my mum, my sister, or my daughter, how would I feel? The answer, usually, suggests you wouldn’t be happy. Can we please, please, come to some sort of understanding that if a chick says she doesn’t want you to have her number, you just thank her for her candour and move the f**k on. It’s way better than being left on ‘read’ and not getting a response. Geez. As for the guy in question, f**ken top bloke right there.

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