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Arnott’s shuts down Aussie grandpa’s wild claim about Scotch Finger recipe
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F**ken hell, ya legends, we’ve got a story here that’s gonna make you bloody irate if it turns out to be true. Seeing as we’re not here to f**k spiders, though, let’s just spin the yarn. An Ocker Grandpa on Reddit has...
This bloody epic ‘all in brawl’ broke out in Rugby League final
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The biff. Plenty of commentators and professionals will say it’s a good thing it’s been phased out of the modern game, but we’re not gonna lie about it. When it comes to Rugby League, we’re all for it. Deadset, there’...
The most ‘bogan’ Aussie traits of 2020 as voted by Facebook
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All right, at the risk of alienating our foreign fans, we’re gonna have a bit of a chat about bogans. For those of you who don’t know, a ‘bogan’ is a pretty Australian thing. Essentially, it’s someone uncultured. Some...
Aussie hospital worker gets dished up a bloody rat burger at local cafe
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Rats aren’t for everyone. Yeah, nah, some people like the little buggers, but when we’re talking about the wild rats, the little pricks come with a wealth of connotations, and not a single one of them’s good. Deadset,...
Aussie kid’s encounter with relentless swooping magpie is brutal
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We’ve spoken about this in detail here before on Ozzy Man Reviews, but magpies are f**ken c**ts. Deadset, tourists are scared of our dunny-spiders, snakes, scorpions, sharks, serial killers and saltwater crocodiles, b...
Aussie news reporter drops F-bomb live during 4pm bulletin
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Here in Ozzyland, we’re well-known for enjoying a f**ken good swear. Deadset, we’re renowned for it. Fortunately, though, even we have bloody boundaries. Yeah, nah, we don’t do that s**t before dinner, and we definite...
Dumped bloke gets revenge on ex with bloody gold Chewbacca prank
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Yeah, f**ken Star Wars is a pretty legendary franchise. Because of that, it’s also home to some legendary characters that tonnes of people love to impersonate whenever they’re given the chance. Deadset, you’ve got Yod...
Hectic rumble sees shirtless bloke take on a tradie with a nailgun
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Mate, it’s been a while since we had a bloody good dust-up on this site. Today, but, we’re gonna change that. Sort of. Don’t get us wrong, this isn’t a UFC contest by any means. What we can offer you instead, though, ...
Prankster attempts to cash in on new value of toilet paper in bloody gold video
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As you know, bloody toilet paper has become the most sought-after item in all of Australia. Deadset, people have stopped searching for love on the internet. They’ve stopped seeking fame and fortune. All they’re doing ...
Incredible infrared pictures taken from space show how badly Australia is burning
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We’re sure you’ll forgive us for harping on about the bloody fires right now, and we really don’t mean to spam the f**k out of your Facey feed, it’s just that, you know, things are a bit s**t here at the moment. We ke...
Fire-fighters risking it all are telling the Aussie Prime Minister to get f*@#ed and quit!
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Yeah, straight off the bat, some of you out there are gonna whinge about this one being a slightly political post. At the end of the day, sometimes you’ve just gotta deal in facts. Sometimes those facts don’t match pa...
Flames ‘like a waterfall’ rage 200m up a cliff in Australian bushfires
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It’s no secret that our dear old Ozzyland is burning right now. In some places, the raging fires are burning like the flames of hell and creating brimstone landscapes that could come straight out of a Dante painting. ...
F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town
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When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...
Politician sues Youtuber who released video calling him a ‘dense humpty dumpty’
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As you may be aware, politics in Ozzyland can be a bloody strange place. Obviously, it’s rife with backstabbing, baby-hugging and hardhat-wearing d-bags who love nothing more getting paid s**t-tonnes of money for doin...
Bindi Irwin pens heartfelt message about her wedding to her Bloody Legend Dad, Steve!
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It’s no secret that we bloody well love Steve ‘Bloody Legend’ Irwin on this site. Of course, we can’t claim the copyright on that, he’s pretty much one of the most universally loved blokes ever, but there’s probably n...
Ozzy sheila got 28 demerit points in one go after being pulled over
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Everyone knows that losing points on your licence is a real kick in the nuts, especially when you start getting down into the low prime numbers. Of course, most of us also see it as part and parcel of driving on the r...
These Aussie blokes figured out a self service hack for free burgers
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Look, here in Ozzyland, we’ve got our share of dodgy buggers. Just to be clear, though, we’re not talking proper dodgy right now, but. Yeah, nah, we’re talking about larrikins. A couple of cheeky blokes. Little s**t-s...
Righto, ya legends, how do ya negotiate this intersection without causing a bingle?
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All right, ya big bloody legends, we’re gonna be ridgey f**ken didge here for a minute and challenge some of our own Ozzy hoons to a bit of a driving quiz. While we know all you Seppos and Poms have probably got your ...
This plumber charged $230,000 for a blocked toilet
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If you own your own place, the chances are that sooner or later you’re going to need to get a tradie in to complete some sort of work. And, yeah, we know, it’s a home reno generation and everyone thinks they can handl...
Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to the late Steve Irwin on 57th Birthday
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Today would’ve been Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He was a bloody phenomenal ambassador for all things wildlife, for our awesome country and just a great f**ken bloke. Steve Irwin became a household name through va...