These Aussie blokes figured out a self service hack for free burgers
Look, here in Ozzyland, we’ve got our share of dodgy buggers. Just to be clear, though, we’re not talking proper dodgy right now, but. Yeah, nah, we’re talking about larrikins. A couple of cheeky blokes. Little s**t-stirrers. And you know what. When the Poms sent their bloody convicts here, they should have known that down the track there’d be consequences. Yeah, this place is built on rogues, rascals and rapscallions. That’s why the youth of today are playing silly buggers with the Maccas’ self-serve machines and sticking two fingers up at the man…
Deadset, this sort of s**t pretty much defines life as an Ozzy teen. You ride your kangaroo to school, you play some boomerang cricket and you rip off Maccas for a free hamburger. Keep that in mind when you meet this Ozzy teen and his mate, Mathias.
These fair dinkum good Samaritans, show you, the viewer of this very article, how to scam your own free burger. F**ken legends. If you listen to the commentary, you’ll even get a play by play rundown of the trick. “We’ll have ten of these,” one of the lads says when they go to the hamburger on the screen, “and we’ll customise them so we don’t want a regular beef patty so that takes $1.10 off our order, off our dollar hamburger.”
Yeah, we see you working you jammy little bugger, especially when you get ten of those, putting yourself in credit with the bank of Maccas, and then order the burger you want with that credit.
“When it gets to this screen (the pay-screen), you’ll find that all the pattyless burgers have $1.10 taken off them so they’re all -$.10 and there’s a regular burger which is just a buck, leaving the total at $0.”
Final thought: Hypothetically, this should work with anything on the menu. It probably depends on the amount of burgers you can order in one hit, but there’s probably nothing stopping you getting fifty f**ken burgers without patties if you want. If any of you other buggers have got some good tricks, load up the comments and let us know!
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