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Mum sprays breast milk over dance festival crowd in California
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The world takes all sorts and that’s no secret. You know what we’re on about, one bloke’s heaven is another bloke’s ‘Oh, f**k no,’ and all that. Well, today’s video is all about that s**t. Basically, we’re attending a...
Turns out Aussies have been eating a fish unknown to science
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Look, here in Ozzyland, we love to eat a good serve of meat. Deadset, we even eat the b**tards on our national bloody emblem. And you know what we f**ken love it. Grill it, barbecue it, bake it, or fry it up; if it ta...
Brave horse runs back into dangerous wildfire to rescue other horses
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We all know that horses are pretty f**ken majestic creatures that are smart as hell. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve been a part of our history for about a bajillion bloody years. S**t, we reckon they’ve got a prett...
Scientists have reconstructed the face of ancient 1,000 year old Viking warrior sheila
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If the television show Vikings is anything to go by, we’ve known for a while that Viking sheilas could be warriors. S**t, we reckon they’d even give Shaz from down the pub a run for her money. Anyway, the reason we’re...
These advanced folding techniques are indistinguishable from magic
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The bloody wardrobe. For some people, making sure that s**t looks perfect is life itself. Their clothes will be colour coordinated, alphabetized, organised into seasons and kept in pristine condition. Then there’s the...
Gallery of Animals who look like they’re about to drop the dopest albums of the decade
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Everyone knows that there’s nothing quite as awesome as the type of epic pose musos need to strike for their album artwork. And, yeah, without being too clichéd, we’ve all seen some of the various parodies that are ou...
Clever bloody dog rings doorbell at 2am after getting locked out!
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Mate, if you’ve ever been locked out of the house after a late night, you’ll know it’s a royal pain in the arse. S**t, it’s a royal pain in the arse whenever you’re locked out. It doesn’t have to be a late night. Stil...
Broke Thai fisherman strikes gold after finding super valuable whale vomit
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Bloody ambergris. It’s probably a fair call to say this is one of the grossest highly valuable substances on the planet. Consisting of a gut-wrenching combination of whale spew and whale turds, it’s a solidified conco...
Rage Against The Machine are reforming and headlining a huge show in 2020
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Back in 2000, Rage Against The Machine recorded their own pretty f**ken bonza rendition of Springsteen’s classic track, The Ghost of Tom Joad. Anyone who can tell s**t from clay knows that bloody pearler of a song is ...
The Internet reckons Australia is the “Land of Nope”
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Every now and then, the bloody internet talks slanderous lies about our big bloody gorgeous land. We reckon that’s not f**ken on. Yeah, nah, we know we’ve got a bit of a reputation as being a place that’s full of scar...
Instagram Models banned indefinitely from Major League Baseball after distracting players with their “assets”
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Alright sports fans, we got another story coming to us live from Major League Baseball in the US. My favourite kinda sports story, the one's where no one is talking about their balls as such, but more about the fans g...
Gamer buys Fallout 76 expired domain name after ‘feature’ angers him
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One of the toughest parts of life is realising that the people you thought cared about you really couldn’t give a s**t about your opinions. Deadset, it can be a tough cookie to crack. Strangely, when that lesson comes...
Kevin Hart has posted online for first time since devastating car crash
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As you probably know, Kevin Hart took a pretty nasty car-ride to Destination F**ked in the not too distant past. It was pretty big news at the time, with loads of the bloke’s friends and family sending their best. The...
This doctor delivered a Halloween baby dressed as the Joker
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Look, seeing as this Halloween is clearly going to be chock-a-f**ken-block with Jokers, we reckon this bloody story is pretty timely. As you’re aware, the Joker’s been a bit of a Halloween staple since long before Led...
Boss fires employee for meme-post, the Internet fires back
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We all know that the internet has forever changed employment. And, er, yeah, nah, we’re not bloody well talking about the way you apply for jobs. We’re talking more about the way your bosses can screen and monitor you...
Bloody celebrities are going nuts for Halloween
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Whether you’re in it for the candy, the cosplay, the ready-made excuse to binge on horror movies or the awesome fancy dress parties, bloody Halloween’s easily one of the most fun events of the year. For celebrities wh...
People are bloody loving Dr Phil trying to understand Internet slang on Twitter
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Bloody language is a hell of a thing. Take ours here in Ozzyland for example. The internet loves to tell us we talk funny, but that’s not real fair at all. Not when you consider the strange and wonderful dialects diff...
This bloke taste-tested every frozen Hawaiian pizza in Australia
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For some reason, pineapple on pizza’s become a contentious issue in recent years. The reason for that sudden upsurge in discussion is pretty unclear, but whether or not someone likes something you think is gross or vi...
Maisie Williams shivers uncontrollably while eating hot wings and talking Game Of Thrones
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We all know that spicy-food challenges can get a little out of hand. For some reason, there’s an unspoken rule that encourages ordinary people who hardly ever eat spicy food – or only ever order a mild butter chicken ...
High-rise workers swinging like theme park ride in high winds
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Some jobs require you to have balls of steel. If you’re the kind of bloke or blokette who regularly scales the outside of high-rise buildings to perform maintenance or wash bloody windows, you’ll know all about it. If...
