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First shipment of alcoholic spirit from Chernobyl seized by authorities

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You might not know it, but apparently, the land around Chernobyl is now totally fine for farming—at least in some areas. Yeah, nah, by all accounts, it’s all safe and productions a goer. Despite that, though, we’re no...

Kiwi bloke paints penises over potholes to get them filled in faster

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If there’s anything comic-book movies have taught us, it’s that the great and gallant works of society’s biggest heroes aren’t always welcomed by the authorities. Yeah, nah, J Jonah makes Spidey’s life a misery, and e...

Maccas employees spill the beans on the secrets they discovered while working there

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Bloody Maccas. You all know what it is. We do too, and we reckon that anyone who’s not quite sure probably wouldn’t be reading this. With that said, the restaurant under the golden arches holds a kind of magical place...

This is hands down the greatest f#*@en wedding proposal of all time

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Do you ever have one of those days on the internet where you long for something from the past? We do, and we know that tonnes of you lot do—even if there is plenty of new stuff to enjoy on an almost daily basis. We’re...

Reddit users share their plans to seduce new bachelor Bill Gates

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In case you’ve been making like the proverbial ostrich and have had your head buried in the sand, Bill bloody Gates and his wife Melinda are cutting ties. Yeah, nah, their marriage is ‘irretrievably broken’ and they’r...

80-year-old Ozzie Fisherman trapped on boat with ‘certainly lethal’ tiger snake

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We’re pretty well-known for our snakes here in Ozzy Land, and as plenty will tell you, when it comes to the most venomous snakes in the world, we’ve got our fair share. Up near the top of that list is the bloody tiger...

Awesome footage shows UK Marine f@*#en jetpack onto ship

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It goes without saying that guns are bad, violence is abhorrent, and war sucks, but we’d also be liars if we didn’t say that this footage of a pommy marine using a jetpack to board a ship and whip out his gun isn’t f*...

Wrestling legend Mark Henry is unrecognisable after staggering weight-loss before WWE return

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Ooh yeah, we’re gonna own it, a bit of wrestling on the tube can go down a treat. Yeah, nah, we know that it’s not everyone’s cuppa tea, and we know that it’s not exactly the most legitimate of sports. But, it’s all r...

Russian bloke trapped on Chinese reality TV show finally voted out after three months

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As you know, we bloody love a strange story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and in a way, this one might just be one of the strangest we’ve come across. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not out there in a hugely bizarre way, but th...

Sheila is left absolutely mortified in this bloody brilliant prank

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Look, we’ve gotta be honest with you. Most of the time, the pranks you tend to see online are in danger of veering away from humour and just becoming a straight-up d*ck move. Obviously, we won’t name names, but you pr...

This bloke spent six years parking in every car park of his local supermarket

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It’s pretty nice to pretend that life is always awesome. Yeah, nah, it’s bloody grouse to act like everything we do is exciting and worthy of documenting online for the whole world to see, but the reality is that life...

Game of Thrones prequel House of the Dragon is now in pre-production, to debut in 2022

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful legends, we all know that Game of Thrones didn’t really end on the high we all hoped. But, and we mean this, it’s time to move past it. Yes, they let us down. No, it hasn’t stopped hurt...

A dozen social media comebacks that deserve a f@*#en standing ovation

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Although we can all recognise that needless bickering can quickly turn any conversational thread into a raging dumpster-fire, it’s important to be honest. Sometimes, just sometimes, you see a retort so witty that you ...

Graphic Designing Dad trolls wife with PhotoShopped pics of their baby in bizarre situations

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If you're a Dad and you're looking after baby while Mum is out, it's pretty much the law that you have to troll her a bit. Yeah, nah, you need to make her feel pretty sure that baby's fine, that's obvious, but you do ...

10 of the funniest f*@#en airport photos you’ve seen

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We reckon you’re probably aware of it already, but the world is totally made up of opposites. Yeah, nah, every yin has a yang. Every top bloke or sheila is counterpointed by a f**ken deads**t and every nah, yeah has a...

Massive crocodile comes out of the surf to eat a f@*#en shark

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Mate, if there’s one thing you know about Australian waters, it’s probably that the surf’s full of sharks and the rivers are full of bloody crocodiliacs. It makes swimming anywhere a daunting prospect when you’re in t...

YouTuber teaches Boston Dynamics robot dog to p*ss beer into cup

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Dogs. Robots. Beer. We don’t reckon there’s any debate that all three of those things are awesome. Yeah, nah, dogs are man’s best friend, robots live by the mantra that they should ‘do no harm,’ and beer is the nectar...

S**t escalates quickly when bobcat attacks gun-lovin’ American!

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We say this all the bloody time, but if there’s one reason the internet—and the proliferation of video camera footage—is bloody tops, it’s the fact it captures all the eccentricities of life for everyone to see. Deads...

YouTuber Jake Paul knocked out a former MMA champ in first round

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If you’re like pretty much everyone on the internet, you’ve been all over this one. After all, whenever a well-known YouTuber does something out of the realm of their usual area of expertise, people seem to lose their...

Bloke discovers mysterious “sheep circle” containing hundreds of sheep

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One of our favourite things about the internet is that it really highlights just how quickly stuff can become sensationalised if you don’t have the proper knowledge to understand it. On the flipside, it also shows how...