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These guys demonstrate how to deal with cheeky car park thieves

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If you’ve ever been waiting patiently for a car park only to have some dodgy bugger steal it from you, you’ll know just how infuriating that s**t is. Deadset, finding a car park can be a f**ken nightmare, but one of t...

Sheila runs a f*@#en 5:25 mile while 9 months pregnant

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Pregnancy. As blokes, it’s not the kind of thing we can do, but we are aware that for some sheilas it can be a bit of a f**ken challenge. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not saying it’s hard work for everyone, but we know t...

Sacha Baron Cohen opens up about how he sneaked past security in Trump fat suit

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It’s no secret that we bloody love Sacha Baron Cohen here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve gone on record before and said that we reckon that having him in the age of social media is solid bloody gold. The reason...

Bloke finds f**k-off big spider in his earmuffs after feeling a little tickle

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As you know, Ozzy Land doesn’t get to claim all of the world’s scary animals as its own, but when it comes to spiders, we’ve got our fair share. Yeah, nah, again, we might not be the country with the most, but the one...

Watch these average people freak out over 10 meter high dive

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One of the interesting things about being a human is confidence. While we’re sure there would be exceptions, we reckon that if we asked you whether or not you’d jump from a ten metre diving board, you’d probably be li...

Some of the best yearbook quotes you’ll ever bloody see

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We don’t know about the rest of the world, but here in Australia, the school year is coming to an end for our grade 12s. Those f**kers are about to be unleashed on society, and you’ve gotta imagine they’re pretty happ...

17-year-old sheila breaks Guinness Book of World Record for having longest legs

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If there’s one book that everyone in the world bloody loves, it’s the Guinness Book of World Records. Year in, year out, that thing gets tongues wagging, settles arguments, and creates a comprehensive list of the grea...

Man threatening to ‘blow up’ Home Depot has news reporters in stitches

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The English language is a pretty funny business. Deadset, it’s packed with nuance and double entendres and even a bit of innuendo. When you take all that and throw in a dash of slang, a pinch of colloquialism, and a s...

Footage captured shows 11 year old kid taking joyride in stolen school bus

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Look, for our American friends, we know it might feel like we’re punching down a bit lately and focusing on a fair bit of the s**t going on in your neck of the woods. We honestly don’t mean to. It’s just that—without ...

UFC Commentators label this spinning-heel-kick “the greatest KO ever”

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Whether you love or hate the UFC, there’s no way you can deny the prowess of the fighters involved. Whether they’re enduring a brutal arse-kicking or handing out some serious punishment, you’ve just gotta admit that t...

Unique camera angle shocks internet with how big bloody moose can get

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For all the big bloody animals we’ve covered in recent months, we have to admit that we haven’t really given Moose the credit they deserve. These f**kers are, quite simply, bloody massive. Here’s the thing, though, fo...

CCTV footage capturing woman’s reaction to getting a job is racking up thousands of views

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Let’s not milk it, but 2020 has been tough for plenty of people. Obviously, there’s the Covid, the failure of police forces to recognise that black lives matter, the fires, and the everything else that’s gone wrong, b...

Some of the most satisfying objects to sooth your OCD

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If you’ve spent any time on YouTube – and we have to assume you have – you’re probably all over those videos that show you ‘perfect’ objects and processes. We’re not gonna lie. We reckon there’s a pretty f**ken solid ...

Wife has internet troll her sleeping husband with some cheeky Photoshop editing

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While it’s pretty f**ken tricky to narrow down the best s**t on the internet and point to one thing as the ultimate source of entertainment, we reckon a bit of old-fashioned Photoshop trolling is pretty hard to beat. ...

These cheeky parrots were relocated after swearing too bloody much

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F**ken parrots. If you’ve got much experience with talking ones, you probably know that they can be real troopers when it comes to swearing. Deadset, the avian b**tards are well-known for turning the air blue. That pr...

Adam Sandler’s Attenborough-like narration of Kevin James in fur suit is bloody gold

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We’ve said this on more than one occasion now, but while Adam Sandler isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, there’s a whole generation of people out there who grew up with his movies and comedy stylings as an almost permanent ...

Pro soccer-player takes a dump mid-game

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Yeah, look, it might be a bit of a stretch to suggest that pro athletes are the f**ken demi-gods of Western culture, but to an extent, they are represented that way in the media. And, you know, they are idolised, they...

People reveal their most outrageous food delivery texts

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Speaking generally, it’s pretty bloody tricky to argue that the explosion of food delivery services hasn’t made our lives better. Deadset, there used to be a time that you’d drink eight beers at home and then decide y...

Adult toy company claims new device gives men a female orgasm

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Look, we obviously decided against starting this piece with some sort of joke about the female "O", but the reality is that we just couldn’t make one happen. Still, we’re not saying that’s our fault, we’re just saying...

Man dives in to swim with harmless shark, then realises it is a Great White

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Some people in the world are made of different stuff. Deadset, these blokes see things that’d make most of us go ‘yeah, nah,’ and they try to get closer to it. Take the bloke in this video for instance. He sees a shar...