Some of the best yearbook quotes you’ll ever bloody see
We don’t know about the rest of the world, but here in Australia, the school year is coming to an end for our grade 12s. Those f**kers are about to be unleashed on society, and you’ve gotta imagine they’re pretty happy about it. Still, while they might pretend they don’t love school, they’ll want something to remember it by. And that’s where the yearbook comes in handy. If they’re looking for inspiration for their own yearbook quotes, those graduates could do worse than look at these ones…
Yeah, nah, school’s a bloody interesting beast. While there’s no doubt most people are keen as f**k to leave the joint by the time they reach the end of their schooling, there’s also a few who really hold it dear. For them, it’s a safe space when the world of home might not provide that.
Either way, having a bloody mintox yearbook quote for everyone to look back on is a great way to capture exactly who you are at a foundational time in your life. It’s an opportunity to leave your peers with a statement that really sums up your personality, your character, your f**ken mojo, man.
And that’s why we love these. They show the world that it’s okay to make fun of yourself. Yeah, nah, there’s something about a bit of old-fashioned self-deprecation that says, “Hey, I’m a f**ken adult, and I can deal with this s**t.”
Still, not all of the comments are letting your peers know that you get the joke and you f**ken own it. Yeah, nah, some of them are pretty clever, showing wit and humour. That’s also a good option. Humour’s a tops bloody way to make sure people remember you for the amusing prick you are.
Anyway, have a squiz at these and let us know what your comment was—or will be.
Final thought: Yeah, nah, we’ll finish up by saying to any of the grade 12s out there who might be reading this that it’s all downhill from here. Deadset, you’re gonna need to get jobs, provide for yourselves, pay bills. If you can manage that while pretending you know what you’re doing, you’ll be a real f**ken adult. Welcome to the real world—and congratulations, ya legends!
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