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Aussie MMA Fighter praised for defending himself during street fight

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One of the things martial arts movies talk about a lot is the ‘honourable’ way to be a f**ken weapon. You know, when the hero has the ability to friggen destroy anyone who pisses him off, but he saves that s**t for th...

Bloke’s bedsheet washing habit labelled ‘disgusting’

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Yeah, let’s not beat around the bush here, lads, because we reckon this one might ruffle a few feathers. A pommy bloke has been labelled as disgusting thanks to his laundry habits. Basically, the guy has claimed that ...

F**ken hero pizza guy saves family of kids from burning house!

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The word hero gets thrown about a lot in this day and age, but we f**ken challenge you to read this story and watch this video without thinking that Nicholas Bostic deserves free beer for life. No s**t, the dude was d...

Holiday-makers shamed over morning hotel act

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Holidays are supposed to be relaxing. Yeah, nah, a few mid-strengths, a bit of sightseeing, some lounging by the pool, a good holiday has it all. Best of all, as an escape from the daily grind, it’s a rare opportunity...

TikTok helps bloke make peace with delivery driver he accidentally yelled at

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Life’s full of tricky moments and misunderstandings. Yeah, nah, it really is. Just ask Mark Polchleb what we mean. This poor f**ker was yelling at his dog when a DoorDash delivery driver turned up with his grub. Unfor...

NASA to send robot swimmers to habitable oceans in space

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It feels like it was the only other day when we last pointed out the wonders of modern science, but it seems like we’re bringing it back around again already. Yeah, nah, after reading this s**t, we’ve got no choice. I...

Twitter’s been roasting us Aussies for our way of speaking and it stings

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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that we’ve got a f**ken mintox vernacular here in Oz and that we love to use it. Fair dinkum, if we’ve got something bonza to say, we just say it. After all, we’re not here to f**k spiders ...

Hilarious fake IPL held on farm as scammers arrested for conning gamblers

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If there’s one thing we love in Australia, it’s a bloody scallywag. Fair dinkum, we’ve got a soft spot for cheeky rogues here in the land down under, and the blokes in this story are among the cheekiest you’re going t...

World’s oldest water lies at the bottom of Canadian mine and is 2 billion years old

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We’re always banging on about bloody scientists and the cool s**t they find on this site, and with this post, we’re f**ken at it again. This time, it seems that scientists have found the oldest water deposit on earth....

Pommyland’s getting so hot this summer that train tracks are catching fire!

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We’re not surprising anyone when we say that Pommyland isn’t exactly renowned for scorching hot weather. Yeah, nah, we usually associate it with the opposite, but right now, England’s f**ken cooking. Yeah, nah, there ...

Tyson Fury stuns drinkers by strolling into pub topless and ordering beer

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Those of you who follow your boxing will know that Tyson Fury, the Gypsy King isn’t exactly your stereotypical athlete. Don’t get us wrong, he’s literally a f**ken champion, but he seems to take great pride in just be...

Terrifying moment helpless worker dangles from crane

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While we all like to think we can eliminate hectic f**ken mishaps on construction sites, the reality is that we just can’t. Yeah, nah, that’s why we have the word ‘accident’ and the phrase ‘s**t-happens’! Yep, sometim...

Cinemas forced to give thousands in refunds after “Gentleminions” trend on TikTok

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We all know there are some movies that seem to make people lose their s**t. Apparently, the new Minions film is one of them. Yeah, nah, deadset, we’re not sure quite why the youth of today would love this bad boy so m...

Destination F@*#ed: Family’s explosive firework edition

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Fireworks. It’s no secret that letting everyone have them is a pretty f**ken dumb idea. Yeah, nah, it really is. In the right hands, they can look pretty spectacular – even if you do have to ignore the potential bushf...

Conspiracy Theorists think the Large Hadron Collider JUST transported us into a parallel dimension

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We’ve spoken a lot in recent years about conspiracy theories on this site and the fact that there just seems to be more and more of them coming up. Obviously, you’ve got all your standard flat earth theories, your Aus...

Ozzy Sheila brings final rum and coke to old man’s deathbed!

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Forgive us for getting all dark on you here, but death and final goodbyes are a really f**ken interesting dynamic. While we often don’t think about it, those of us who have the opportunity to have a final moment with ...

Awareness level: 0, drunk level: 98, firepowers: 100

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Everyone knows that a good drunken dance is the best kind of dance. Yeah, nah, in the cold light of day, it can often look like a bumbling, clumsy, and shambolic mess, but at the time…yeah, fair dinkum, at the time, a...

Nate Diaz smacks reporter around the head as warning to ‘watch his tweets’

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One of the things we love about the UFC is that in recent years, it’s really taken a page out of wrestling’s book and added tonnes of s**t-talking and drama to its promo. Yeah, nah, wrestling always had that ‘soap ope...

America went wild for Aussie NBA draftee’s mum and she knows it

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We all know that some nights are all about fashion. Yeah, nah, whether you’re a big dag or you’re dapper-as-f**k, you’ve gotta admit that most big events have a night that’s all about style. In the NBA, one of those b...

Kanye West forces Ozzy burger joint to rebrand

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The world of the rich, famous, and self-obsessed is a f**ken weird one. Yeah, nah, don’t give us that look, it is…it really is. One of the things that goes with being a world-renowned star is people loving your s**t, ...