Ozzy Man

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Duke Nukem’s getting a movie – and the creators of Cobra Kai are behind it!

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F**ken Duke Nukem is one of the all-time great heroes of first-person shooters. Yeah, nah, while there’s probably a fair bit of debate about the best, and that’ll largely depend on your friendship group, in our neck o...

Missing pet tortoise found alive in attic after thirty years!

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When it comes right down to it, pets are a bloody important part of life. Yeah, nah, it’s true. Whether you like cats, dogs, fish, birds, or any of the other amazing creatures we keep for love and companionship, one t...

Redditors share the biggest ‘OH HELL NO’ moments that made them leave their partners

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F**ken relationships can be a whirlwind. Yeah, nah, when they’re good they’re great, but when s**t goes wrong, or when someone reveals their true colours, they can be pretty bloody nasty. That’s why it’s great to read...

Matthew McConaughey makes tearful plea for tighter gun restrictions in the US

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Whenever something huge happens in the world, we invariably see celebrities and personalities having their say on things. Some people don’t really like that. We’re not sure it’s a bad thing. Yeah, nah, we actually rec...

The sex-toy that lets you have sex just with your balls

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It’s probably reasonable to say that any discussion about sex toys can open a can of worms. Yeah, nah, questions like ‘how does that work?’ ‘Why would that feel good?’ and ‘but why?’ Can all be more than sensible ques...

Disneyland employee ruins proposal by snatching ring from man

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Considering Disneyland is supposed to be the place where dreams come true, you might think it’s the perfect place for a dream proposal. Yeah, nah, whether you go in for all that every prince has a princess s**t or not...

Clever airport hack to get ya suitcase out first at the baggage carousel

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No matter where you are in the world, airports can be a f**ken nuisance. Whether you’re paying ridiculous prices for food, queuing up and dealing with rigorous searches, or just waiting for your bags, they can be bloo...

Boxing legend Butterbean is back in shape and he’s called out Jake Paul!

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Before we go on, we’ve gotta say that one of the things we f**ken love about the world of martial arts and combat sports is that you can just f**ken call other competitors out like school-bullies. Don’t get us wrong, ...

Robotic Systems Lab robots have trained their Robots to mimic Rocky Balboa!

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When it comes to the world’s greatest training sessions, we all know that nothing can get you in shape as well as Rocky’s regime. Yeah, nah, not even a Mr Miyagi training system is as good as Rocky’s, and fighting mac...

Anthony Smith reveals how drunk Bilzerian and Cerrone ‘removed’ his family from UFC seats

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One of the things we love about UFC is that it’s f**ken chockers with drama. Deadset, if you reckon the kinda soap opera storylines that go with wrestling were only for the pantomime of WWE, we’ve got news for you. MM...

Lonely Ape Dating app for NFT collectors cancelled due to lack of sheilas signing up

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Sometimes a headline can really tell you something about the world. Yeah, nah, it can. And while we’re not saying this is definitely one of them, it might be. Yeah, nah, a dating app designed to appeal to NFT collecto...

7 tonnes of hot dog filler spills onto the highway after accident

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If you’ve ever wondered exactly what was inside your hot dogs before they went on the grill – and the simple answer of ‘lips and arseholes’ wasn’t good enough for you – give this story a bit of a squiz. Thanks to a bi...

TikTok Video has people travelling the world to visit Binley Fish and Chip shop

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We know we’re showing our age here, but just when you think you’ve got social media worked out, some more bulls**t that leaves you shaking your head happens. Take the f**ken craziness happening at a local fish and chi...

Ex-NFL player beats up airline employee

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Airports can be pretty stressful places. There’s no denying that. Still, though, we’ve never been so stressed that we got into a punch-up at one. Apparently, though, that s**t happens. Just ask Calgary Stampeders wide...

Sabbath service derails after couple spend “45 minutes” having sex on Zoom

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Forgetting to turn your camera off while engaging in activities usually kept private is, for the boomers out there, one of the biggest modern fears going. For others, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah, nah, as ...

Former strongman Pudzianowski bounces opponent’s head off the canvas with devastating uppercut

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Sometimes a sports headline can seem pretty derivative. Yeah, nah, it’s true. And that’s because sometimes a really fantastic moment needs to be seen to be truly appreciated. We can try to do it justice with words, bu...

Thieving seagull makes frequent raids on local shop, no one can stop the b*stard!

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We don’t know what it is about thievery, but when people do it, we reckon it’s s**t. When it’s animals, though, we f**ken love it. If they’re thieving from big corporations, even better. After all, no one really likes...

Dad forced to pay $4,200 after son knocks over golden Teletubby in store

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you break it, you bought it’, but in all honesty, we’re not sure most of us really take the idea seriously. Yeah, nah, it seems like one of those empty threats people throw around withou...

These poorly designed signs are bloody brilliant

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If there’s one thing your English teacher should have taught you, it’s that clear communication is bloody everything. Yeah, nah, it doesn’t matter if you can’t tell an adverb from an adjective or analyse the s**t out ...

People with expired NDAs are revealing their former workplace secrets!

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Non-disclosure agreements, or NDAs, are usually a sign that there’s something going on in your workplace that your boss doesn’t want known. Unless he’s the bloody Colonel, there’s a pretty good chance that something i...