Ozzy Man
Have a f*@#en squiz at these cakes that look like real life objects!
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We’re pretty sure there’ll be more than a few of you out there in the comments section who are big cake fans. And deadset, whether you just like the band or you’ve got big love for the tasty stuff, we reckon that New ...
Photographer removes smart phones to show our strange and lonely existence
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Everyone knows that we are all spending too much time lookin' at our bloody phones, you're doing it now, aren't ya!? And even though we know we're all frying our brains with tech, we just can't bloody help it. With so...
Home invasion goes wrong after owner chases thieves away in his undies
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It takes a very special kind of lowlife scumbag to break into someone’s house and steal. Especially when they're stealing from hardworking people. Most folks aren’t rolling in bloody cash and they work their nuts off ...
Old sheila defies police and actually enters Area 51 restricted zone
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Seeing as you’re on the internet, we know that you heard all about the proposed plan to storm Area 51 and ‘see them aliens.’ Deadset, for a while there, this was really shaping up to be THE zeitgeist movement of the n...
This bloody legend scammed a scammer and saved innocent person from losing $2000
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We’ve spoken before about the various lowlife scumbags of the world, and shared our thoughts on the topic of scammers. As you can imagine, we’re not fans. Thankfully, neither is YouTuber Jim Browning. If you don’t kno...
Woman’s in-flight cross-stitch managed to catch this passengers eye
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Flying is a pain in the ass. That’s why anyone who considers themself prepared for flight has thought of ways to alleviate the boredom that undercuts the discomfort of flying. Some people read books. Others watch movi...
Aussie bike rider dies after trying to avoid swooping magpie
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Crocodiliacs. Nope ropes. Sharks. Box Jellyfish. Feisty Kangaroos. The irukandji. Backpacker murderers. Dunny spiders, drop bears and friggen scorpions; Ozzyland is, as you know, bloody chockers with deadly animals. N...
Lab where Russia store Smallpox and Ebola viruses has exploded
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It feels like only yesterday we were talking about an explosion of bovine jism at an Australian storage facility, but as the Russians are wont to do, they’ve only gone and topped that already. Yeah, deadset, as soon a...
Plumber hits legendary status after refusing payment from elderly woman
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When you’re asked to think of the most legendary plumber you know, the chances are that you’re gonna opt for that famous video game bloke of Italian descent, Luigi. We reckon you really should rethink that and conside...
“Break-up material”: bloke’s savage move against sheila
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We all know that relationships are built on trust, love and affection. And, s**t, let’s be honest, a mutual love of eating. Pretty much everyone puts on a little weight when they get comfy with someone. A big part of ...
Navy confirms that three UFO encounter videos are real
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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, it’s time to grab your tinfoil hats and venture into the world of the unknown. That’s right, we’re getting extra-terrestrial here today – and we’re not even going to Area 51. Yeah, nah,...
Messy clean up underway after massive cattle semen explosion at aussie farm
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Mate, if you’re a firefighter, we’re gonna guess you don’t get taught about ALL of the dangers on the training day. Obviously, you’ve got all the stuff about getting cats out of trees, posing for calendars and sliding...
Marine breaks up fight between students with flying spear tackle
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By now, we’re pretty much all aware of the ‘one punch can kill’ mantra, and there’s a good reason for that. One punch can kill. As you know, it only takes one dodgy fall for a head to be broken like a bloody egg. Of c...
Mum asks for time off when son is put on life support, manager’s response causes outrage
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Every now and then, everyone has to face some sort of personal catastrophe in their life. It’s a s**t state of affairs, but unfortunately, there’s just not a lot we can do about it. Yeah, nah, it’s a rough old ride, a...
Some of the greatest Photoshop battles of all time!
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We all know there’s a metric s**tload of awesome things the internet has given us, and naturally, we all have our favourites. However, there’s one thing that we reckon pretty much everyone can agree on: a friggen good...
Diver comes face-to-face with huge seven metre long Anaconda, doesn’t even sh*t himself
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The anaconda is one of those snakes that’s reserved a pretty friggen special reputation for itself over the years. The Ice Cube film from the late 90s can probably take a little bit of credit, but in all honesty, thes...
Grandma slows down speeding drivers with her hairdryer ‘speed gun’
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Let’s be honest, we’ve probably all driven a bit too fast in an area where we really shouldn’t. And while we’d say there’s nothing wrong with that, there patently is – and we don’t mean because of the possible fines. ...
Bloke knocks back new van because the number plate was too rude
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Any bloke over a certain age has had a chuckle at the number ‘69’. And there’s a good reason for that. Yeah, nah, it’s not exactly the most couth of all the numbers. If you’re wondering why, it’s because ‘69’ is the n...
Bloke creates fake restaurant and sells microwave meals on Deliveroo
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A little while ago, we shared the story about the fake restaurant that became TripAdvisor’s number one-rated establishment. Well, this story’s in a kinda similar vein. The key difference however is that it’s not TripA...
Kiwi bloke about to get the sack brings emotional support clown to meeting
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If there’s one thing people who’ve been on the internet are familiar with, it’s the idea of quitting your job in a ‘humorous’ or outlandish way. We’ve never seen it happen in real life, but we assume it’s a lot more u...
