“Break-up material”: bloke’s savage move against sheila
We all know that relationships are built on trust, love and affection. And, s**t, let’s be honest, a mutual love of eating. Pretty much everyone puts on a little weight when they get comfy with someone. A big part of that is the shared joy of food during chill-time. So how would you react if you came home to find out your significant other had started keeping their food in a safe so you couldn’t access it?
That’s exactly what’s happened to Pommy sheila Stacey Lowe. Deadset, her husband Dave has invested in a fridge safe, and he’s not letting Stacey have a crack at it. Yeah, nah, he’s like, “Keep your greasy mitts off my chocolate, Stace. I buy enough for the week, but you’ve always bloody gutsed it by Wednesday!”
You’d love to have been a fly on the wall at the exact moment Stacey realised what had happened. Unfortunately, you’re gonna have to rely on the words from her Facebook post. “So this is what it has come too! (sic) You buy a house together, have a child together, get engaged, are planning a wedding and doing your house up and this happens! Dave goes and buys a f***in fridge safe because he’s an a***hole and doesn’t want to share his chocolate with me anymore! Anyone want him? Surely this is break-up material right?! Pr**k!”
As you can see, she’s pretty pissed about it. In fairness, we don’t see why she doesn’t just buy her own chocolate, but yeah, the safe’s a bit rich. Although, when you think about it, the missus is probably going to be keen on one if you’re a hungry bugger.
Still, despite Stacey’s rage, the company behind the fridge safe, Lockabox, used it as an opportunity to sproik their marriage-ending product: “It looks like Stacey’s (future) husband has taken matters into his own hands by securing away his chocolate treats, choosing to keep them safe and secure in plain sight! Only for himself to access … What a tease!”
Final thought: Rightio, time to spill the beans on your other half. Tag a bloody fatso who eats all your food. You know you want to. And, seriously, if you’re that one in the relationship, cut it out, ya bloody guts!
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