Ozzy Man

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Bloke Who Survived Severe Burns Now Rocks This Awesome Costume At Parties

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Everyone loves a feel good story. And here on Ozzy Man Reviews we love giving you the kind of story that makes you sit up, say “f*** yes, what a champion, someone buy that bloke a beer!”  And this story is all abou...

Lion Attempts To Attack Hippo, Immediately Regrets It

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The lion: majestic, magnificent, regal; the king of the jungle even though it doesn’t actually live in the jungle; the apex predator in a continent rich in delicious and tasty herbivores. Respected by all. F***ed with...

Check Out This 106 Year Old ‘Perfectly Preserved’ Fruitcake Found In Antarctica

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OK, stop judging, we’ve all experienced that moment when you come home smashed from the pub, absolutely fanging for a feed. You know you’ve looked at some sort of blurry shape that smells vaguely reminiscent of foo...

This Game Of Thrones And Friends Mash Up Video Is F*&king Mint!

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We all know Game of Thrones goes to air on a Monday (for us Aussies), but the video below is a great argument for the next episode to air on Tuesday. Long known for its grim as f*** tone, violence, adult themes, in...

This Vegan tourist ordered a salad and it might be the worst bloody meal ever

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There’s nothing worse than a disappointing restaurant meal. Sadly, for two British girls on holiday in Southern Spain, they got exactly that. And the internet is having a field day. First of all, let’s have a look...

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Role In James Cameron’s ‘Terminator 6’ Has Been Revealed

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All right, all right, we all know Terminator Genisys was essentially a steaming pile of shit, but if you’re anything like me, you still harbour faint hope the Terminator Movies can once again become as awesome as they...

The ‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Now Has More Problems After This Bizarre Accusation

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Wow. If you think the Cash Me Outside girl is functioning on a negative number of brain cells, you’re going to love her new ‘rival,’ Victoria Waldrip aka Woahvicky. This lovely lady already has her own Urban Dictio...

Dave Grohl Was Spotted Attending a Metallica Concert And He Didn’t Hold Back!

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Nothing says rock and f***ing roll like Dave Grohl raising the horns in a Metallica moshpit! Seriously! It just doesn’t get better than that. Imagine it. One minute you’re pumping your f***ing fist and banging y...

Bloke With Two Penises Answers The Question Everyone Wants To Know

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We all know what it means to be as happy as a dog with two dicks, but imagine being a bloke who actually has two – count em, two – dicks. Two wangers, two gigglesticks, two pork-swords, two tallywhackers. Whatever ...

Vegan Cafe Implements Unique Tax That Has Ignited Social Media Fury

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Ooh, this one’s a bit feisty. A vegan café in Melbourne is charging male customers 18% extra and calling it the man tax. Which begs the question; do real men eat vegan anyway? As you can imagine internet war...

Eagle Eyed Viewers Spotted This X Rated Clip During A Live News Broadcast

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BBC News is a well-respected global giant of the news media. There’s no way they’d let some boob ruin their nightly newscast, right? Wrong! Check this out. Some absolute tit has only gone and watched somethi...

Bloke Has Biggest Balls In The World After Capturing This Footage In The Middle Of A Tornado

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Have a go at this! Imagine just driving along a stretch of highway, taking in the sights, playing some tunes, dodging some road kill when you look at the window and realise HOLY F*** that’s a tornado! That’s exa...

Ozzy Man Reviews: Game of Thrones – Season 7 Episode 4

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Crikey INFINITE! Those of you who know me well would know my stiffy was activated big time in this episode. The calm before the storm is officially over. The dragons have been unleashed and I would hate to have ...

Flat Earther Tries to Explain Why Their Theories Aren’t Total Bulls**t

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The world's full of strange beliefs.  When you question people you can hear all sorts of weird and wonderful things.  Especially when you talk to someone who thinks Earth is flat. Seriously flat. Like bloody flat. ...

The Surprising Wardrobe Secret Behind the Night’s Watch That You Won’t Be Able To Unsee

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Want to know how to make your very own Night’s Watch cloak? Watch the video below. In it, Michele Clapton – a former costume designer for everyone’s favourite show reveals some interesting secrets about how the clo...

Five Year Old Draws Picture Of Mum On Her Period

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The Renaissance period. The Neoclassical period. The Abstract period. And now, the Period period. Julian Rohleder is a five-year-old who boy who, like most kids, likes to draw. And, like most kids, he's inspir...

Two Drunk Guys Gamble With Their Lives On A 2,000 Foot High Cliff

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DON'T WATCH IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE LAST FOOLISH MOMENTS OF TWO PEOPLE'S LIVES... Two men have fallen 2,000 feet to their deaths after playing silly buggers atop a cliff with a skinful of piss in them. ...

Arizona Bloke Finds Spider-Scorpion Hybrid, And It’s Scary As F*&K!

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Australia is pretty well known for its horrifying wildlife. Spiders, snakes, sharks and even bloody drop bears can all kill you and make sweet sweet love to your carcass. But it turns out we’ve got nothing on this ...

The Filming of Super Troopers 2 Has Finally Finished, You Can Get Excited Right Meow!

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F*** YES! Get excited right about meow! Broken Lizard have finished filming Super Troopers 2. When you think that it's sixteen years since the original came out you'll realise - once you finish feeling blood...

Dashcam Shows Group of Bikers Enter Destination F*cked After Blocking Off Highway

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If there’s one thing you have to remember in life, it’s this: if you’re going to be a f*cken showpony, you better be damn good at it. It saves you all sorts of humiliation. For example, if you’re going to jo...